Things non-car guys say

[sleeps]

Built not bought.

Not everyone has thousands of dollars of tools and lifts at their disposal. No shame in having some shops to various work.

[RubbderDucky]

My Mom told me I'd never have a girlfriend because all I care about is cars.

[d0wse]

false

Built not bought.

[e39hamann]

"My car is in the shop this week."

No self-respecting car guy says this sentence.

false

[andr3er]

first of all:


then:
dumbass wheels
fully loaded trunk(since the coilovers)
get another car that you like more, instead changin parts to this one
sleep next to the car in garage

with classic cars also:
driving from 1 gas station to another
higlhy polluting car shouldn't allowed to be on the road
too big, too fast, too loud

[mrg7243]

When I had my Miata, I got constant flak for that...
"Your wheels are bent"
"How do you get over speed bumps"
Had one of my servers (Im a manager in a restaurant) swear to me that her Corolla was four wheel drive because her boyfriend told her that...

You Kev! What are you driving now that the miata is gone?

One of my coworkers just told me rwd is better than awd for all kinds weather and that v8s are always fastest. He then swore up and down that his 2007 impala ss was rwd because when he does burnouts smoke comes from the rear.

[MrJereMoose]

^^But too many stickers is actually a bad thing.

+1

[Clemet]

[SheaMoose]

^^But too many stickers is actually a bad thing.

[Clemet]

Your truck is to high
Your truck is old
Why do you like cars so low
The tires look stupid slanted
Why so many stickers?
That Nissan is too loud
Mom: instead of looking for old lowered and lifted cars and trucks have a nice goal like to buy a Ferrari or something
You look at cars to much

[SHOoff11]

My dad every time I do anything to one of my cars: "Why do you have to go and ruin every car you buy? If you have to change it so much, you obviously didn't like it in the first place."

[Oh Damn, it's Sam]

Back when I had my old lifted Cummins Dodge, some obnoxious bitch that shared studio space with me decided to harp at me about how terrible for the environment it was.

"You shouldn't be allowed to drive that thing, I'll bet it's a total gas guzzler."
"You know, the funny thing is, I've owned it for two years, and I haven't had to put a drop of gas in it the whole time."

With the Mercedes, I get a lot of "why do you need that," which is funny, because the last time I checked, a human being needs food, water, air, and basic shelter, and pretty much nothing else. Beyond that, literally everything is a want, not a need, so fuck completely off with this "need" bullshit.

[stinkinrich]

Saw someone in car behind me do the / \ with their hands the other day lol.

[ro@dster_kevin]

When I had my Miata, I got constant flak for that...
"Your wheels are bent"
"How do you get over speed bumps"
Had one of my servers (Im a manager in a restaurant) swear to me that her Corolla was four wheel drive because her boyfriend told her that...

[rice4life]

Former co worker: "I want an r36 GTR, thats the old legal one"
me: "No, the one you are thinking of is an R32, and it's not legal in california"
him: "what do you know about cars, you never talk, plus the 2004 model is the best"
me: "they discontinued the skyline GTR in 2002, if you want a 2004 skyline get a G35 and swap over the japanese badges and parts"
boss: "g35's are cool but they aren't even close to a skyline, skylines are fast"

I quit three days later. Fuck them, one drove a 90's v6 mustang and the other drove an early 2000's automatic celica gt(the slow one).