Things non-car guys say

[Randomofodication]

Stop digging. Just put the shovel down and stop. fucking. digging.

[1988montecarloss]

This is every single non-car person after they tell me to find them a car for a few thousand (2-4K) dollars and i send them some that i think are a good deal.

"those are all too old/too high of mileage, im looking for something like 2009-up with less than 50k miles"

uhhh, nobody sells almost new cars for $2-4k unless theyre wrecked or in a flood you idiots

[Oh Damn, it's Sam]

5.0's, gtos's, camaros, etc. Laugh at my lowered 1.8 i4 until I kick their asses because they don't know how to navigate their boats on concrete.

Stop digging. Just put the shovel down and stop. fucking. digging.

[Jlyons617]

Winning is winning.

Unless you're Charlie Sheen.

[Minuki]

It's so good to have Celli back. Why, Because he lives his life a quarter mile at a time.

Winning is winning.

[Jlyons617]

5.0's, gtos's, camaros, etc. Laugh at my lowered 1.8 i4 until I kick their asses because they don't know how to navigate their boats on concrete.

It's so good to have Celli back. Why, Because he lives his life a quarter mile at a time.

[Kielan]

5.0's, gtos's, camaros, etc. Laugh at my lowered 1.8 i4 until I kick their asses because they don't know how to navigate their boats on concrete.

LOL ok dude.

[Omnious]

"Why would you want to lower your car, that's so stupid."

the usual

5.0's, gtos's, camaros, etc. Laugh at my lowered 1.8 i4 until I kick their asses because they don't know how to navigate their boats on concrete.

Edit: maybe I should specify I'm talking about going around corners? Of course these things slaughter me in a straight line.

[raam0]

"Why would you want to lower your car, that's so stupid."

the usual

[TrailerTrash]

One of mt good friends today said, after showing him my new harnesses, "my dad owns redline racing you know. He could teach you some stuff if you want". I was like what the actual fuck?! I've known this kid for how long and didn't know his dad owned redline racing? I asked him why he never told me and he goes "I dunno. I didn't know anyone liked racing. I thought it was for rednecks"


I was speechless.

yeah whenever i am with someone who doesn't like cars i realize how poor my social skills are

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[Omnious]

^this

One of mt good friends today said, after showing him my new harnesses, "my dad owns redline racing you know. He could teach you some stuff if you want". I was like what the actual fuck?! I've known this kid for how long and didn't know his dad owned redline racing? I asked him why he never told me and he goes "I dunno. I didn't know anyone liked racing. I thought it was for rednecks"


I was speechless.

[VanDamage]

yeah whenever i am with someone who doesn't like cars i realize how poor my social skills are

^this

[MrJereMoose]

Them: "I wish I could do something like that to my car, but it's my daily driver"

Me: "This is my daily driver…"

[MrJereMoose]

"You need to check your tires, your car made a funny hissing noise when you pulled into the parking spot."

[Omnious]

Does anyone else have problems talking to co workers and normal people in general? I never know what to talk about. And I never mention cars because they are always like "yeah I want a Porsche" and I ask what kind and they say "idk, I just want a Porsche"

Just last night one of my coworkers saw a cayenne and said "hey Travis, there's an Italian sports car outside, what is it?". Then she saw the back and called in a "Porsche canny"

I just can't some times with my coworkers.