Things non-car guys say

[MommysLittleMonster]

Does anyone else have problems talking to co workers and normal people in general? I never know what to talk about. And I never mention cars because they are always like "yeah I want a Porsche" and I ask what kind and they say "idk, I just want a Porsche"

Every time someone rides in my car, I have this struggle. I have to resist the urge to point at other cars going down the road, or mini-raging on idiots who drive Prius' and whatnot.

yeah whenever i am with someone who doesn't like cars i realize how poor my social skills are

It's a disease.


I drove my M3 to my grandparent's house yesterday for Easter. When everyone went outside for pictures, all of my aunts and uncles were on my case. "Ooooh, Mr. Big Shot with his BMW! I bet that costs a fortune to maintain! How'd you afford that? Oh your wife has a BMW too?! You must be making the big bucks!"

And then my uncle proceeds to tell me that he paid $8,500 for a V6 Mustang and I die a little on the inside.

[OrangeBlue]

Does anyone else have problems talking to co workers and normal people in general? I never know what to talk about. And I never mention cars because they are always like "yeah I want a Porsche" and I ask what kind and they say "idk, I just want a Porsche"

yeah whenever i am with someone who doesn't like cars i realize how poor my social skills are

Same...


I worked on a porsche at work this week, everybody was like omg a porsche i'd like to
have one blah blah etc.., i don't get why...

[DER E30]

yeah whenever i am with someone who doesn't like cars i realize how poor my social skills are

Me too!!!

[bimmerspotter]

Does anyone else have problems talking to co workers and normal people in general? I never know what to talk about. And I never mention cars because they are always like "yeah I want a Porsche" and I ask what kind and they say "idk, I just want a Porsche"

yeah whenever i am with someone who doesn't like cars i realize how poor my social skills are

[SheaMoose]

Does anyone else have problems talking to co workers and normal people in general? I never know what to talk about. And I never mention cars because they are always like "yeah I want a Porsche" and I ask what kind and they say "idk, I just want a Porsche"

I think normal people just talk about weather.

[Nick475]

Does anyone else have problems talking to co workers and normal people in general? I never know what to talk about. And I never mention cars because they are always like "yeah I want a Porsche" and I ask what kind and they say "idk, I just want a Porsche"

[bimmerspotter]

When people ask me why I bought another BMW when I already have one. And when I talk about how I **** fender gap and they just stand there and look at me with a blank face.

everytime.

[bimmerspotter]

"i like dick"

[Luke Girard]

When people ask me why I bought another BMW when I already have one. And when I talk about how I **** fender gap and they just stand there and look at me with a blank face.

[MrJereMoose]

I was dropping off a friend at town fair tire today, and one of the workers nearly had a heart attack because he thought he was going to put tires on my jetta. He said he didn't think they could even get it on the lift... It was aired out, but it's not close to laying frame... And besides, it's a lowered mkv jetta, there's a pretty decent chance that it's bagged.

[CandySucker]

I'm a gamer

[stm_lacedup]

I was watching this video in study hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUDpYbawwY

and a teacher comes over and says
"Why is that guy fishtailing everywhere?"
"He must need new tires every week, that's so dumb"
"That car must be front wheel drive"

[MrJereMoose]

How do you even drive that in Connecticut roads?
-Oh... It's on air suspension so I can raise it up...
Wow! That's so cool that it has hydraulics!

[MommysLittleMonster]

I'm going to try that

Not sure why it's so funny.

[Tanel]

Drive through backwards...

I'm going to try that