Things non-car guys say

[CandySucker]

"Yeah I was racing this rx7, and my laptop was like, YO DANGER TO INTAKE MANIFOLD, but I was like stfu and closed it. Bad idea, cuz then my floor pan fell out."

Real talk.

/thread
LOL loved this

[DER E30]

"It doesn't seem practical, you can't even seat 5 people."

An e30 can fit 3 in the trunk

[bimmerspotter]

some one asked me if my bmw 3.0 csi was an alfa romeo... while looking at the grill and badge

"why don't you leave your car stock and save your money"

[MommysLittleMonster]

"Why don't your tires have any tread left on them?"
They're racing slicks, they're supposed to be bald.
"Why would you pay a ton of money for tires that don't have any tread? That sounds stupid."

[Titty]

^ That's when I say not true. I can sit 5 people, just not at once.

[comms]

"It doesn't seem practical, you can't even seat 5 people."

[low+slow=dopeness]

''how do you get over speedbumps?''

''i don't''.

[stinkinrich]

''how do you get over speedbumps?''

''i don't''.

[cdiddydo]

the one i get from my gf's parents...

them: why do you spend money on that pos, just buy a new car
me: i don't have 18000$ to spend on the latest pos econo car
them: but you spend thousands of dollars on your old loud broken looking vw
me: but its faster, better looking and i only spend 4000$ on it

or my other favourite when i borrow my work truck if i am doing something major to my car

them: where's your car
me: at home, doing some work, new coils, new this and that
them: why?
me: to make it better
them: buts its from 1990?

or my absolute favorite

them: oh i would never buy a vw, so expensive and hard to find parts when things break
me: what do you drive
them: oh i drive i lexus

[mrg7243]

This girl at work was talking with a coworker about how her car was blowing white smoke out of the hood but when she checked the oil it was fine. She also said the temp was full hot but no heat. He said oh its your thermostat. She later asked me to look at it. The top of the radiator looked like a cherry bomb was dropped in. Yeah that's your thermostat..............

[MommysLittleMonster]

"Isn't it better to leave traction control on?"

[MrJereMoose]

"Are you sure you don't mind driving all the time?"

[joshg51]

My dad used to work as a ford mechanic he tells me how bad those tauruses are. One left my cousin and his friends stranded on a roadtrip two states away. Torque converter fucked him over and he junked it.

[JRodigan]

I once had someone ask me if my Mustang was a Chevy....

[DER E30]

We are talking about a Taurus here, the transmission would probably have popped before any wheelspin would occur.

Oh right! Its a car with the blue oval and the F-word on the nose!