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[kevinc]

I'm playing the complete obvious troll who wasn't invited on this one. thanks for the entertainment guys.

[Gator]

I want it to be the summer, I want to wake up, get out of bed, quick shower, hop on the bike and cruise with my friends, ughhhhh

[Jesus Christ]

I'm playing the complete obvious troll who wasn't invited on this one. thanks for the entertainment guys.

anytime chap.

[Moose]

actually its spider story time.

So last night I walked out to my garage to do some work on my car, and at the end of the garage was two fucking 3" across goddamn fucking spiders. Just sitting there, and one was pregnant. It is like 2am at this point, and I am already tired and ****** life, so this is really the last thing I want to deal with, but I ran over and stomped on both of those fuckers.

I was happy at that point when out of the corner of my eye I see something run under my car. Fuck. So I grabbed a flashlight and looked under there and sure enough, another goddamn big ass spider, staring me straight in the face. I grabbed a jack handle and squashed that faggot, once again feeling accomplished.

As long as you kill any spider you see, I figure it is ok. Of course, out of the corner of my eye I see another blur go flying into a pile of parts. I go over and tentatively look through everything, and he is gone, no sign of him. After a little bit more looking, I gave up and went back to what I was doing, doing the goofy tippy toe dance around the garage for the rest of the night.

Then tonight, I walk into the house, and turn the light on, and see the fucker* run under my table. I move all the chairs out of the way, and then slide the table out. We make eyecontact, and then I smacked him with a rolled up newspaper. That didn't actually kill him, his legs just curled up, and he sat there sort of twitching in pain. I left him like that for a few minutes, then finally squashed him and threw him outside.

*I realize it was probably another spider, but I like to believe it was the same one, so that there isn't one that got away.

Picture of the three dead ones from the garage

[Drama]

LI thread trolling is making me

[kevinc]

fuck spiders. assholes.

[C.Raynes]

The OP on that thread is going to come back to a shit storm

[Jesus Christ]

seriously burn down your garage

[kevinc]

The OP on that thread is going to come back to a shit storm

as he should.

seriously burn down your garage

he said they came in the house, its already infected. burn down everything.

[C.Raynes]

are you saying he did that on purpose!

[kevinc]

what?

[C.Raynes]

lighting garages on fire. was it accident or destiny. We shall never know.

[Moose]

I think I will just move, this house is dead to me. Strongly disliked seeing a fucking 3" spider in here, and don't know how that cunt got in from outside.

Not fucking cool.

[Moose]

Pretty much sums it up.

[Drama]

*spider story*

That's crazy. Reminds me of when I go camping in ruidoso. Mad crazy spiders. We were camping around a bondfire, and I was sitting next to my aunt. Then I just see these long as legs moving up her shoulder from behind, and there's like 3 huge ass daddy long legs, and some other spider (I think it was the brown reclusive or some shit like that).

Shit that freaked me out though, was when I woke up in my tent. Opened my eyes, rolled up looking at the roof of my tent, and there's a fucking huge ass daddy long legs just floating its way down to my face. I fucking ran the fuck out.