Things non-car guys say

[rice4life]

When I go look at a beater for a project, just about every family member asks "What are you going to do with that thing?" Seriously, what kind of question is that?

A good one.

Some people don't want their car to become some riced out POS. I know that I would feel a whole lot better selling my car to someone who will look after it, and enjoy it as much as I did.

[Dr.AK]

"Why do you need more car parts? Your car is working fine?"

[Minuki]

Had this one recently

"Are you going to camber it?"

[MommysLittleMonster]

"Why do you need more than one car?"


Apparently the idea that a car is more than an appliance escapes most people.

[SheaMoose]

"Why do you need more than one car?"


Apparently the idea that a car is more than an appliance escapes most people.

People ask me this constantly and it just makes me want to buy more cars.

[d0wse]

Showed my friend a picture of the gold wrapped CC from sowo and he freaked out because the back wheels are broken... I finally figured out what you guys were talking about it.

[OSSHWA]

I drive a dipped/uber-slammed Crossfire SRT-6 so I get a rack of questions.

-What the fuck is that?
-What kind of paint is that?
-Is it fast?
-Why is it so low?

[fish_tailin]

my car is dipped and has dump exhaust and its a mustang

"what color are you going to paint it?"
"thats not primer? what is that paint called, is it a wrap?"
"where is your exhaust?"
"why do your wheels stick out from the tire?"
"why are you washing your engine? no one sees that"

[MommysLittleMonster]

People ask me this constantly and it just makes me want to buy more cars.

Today at work:

"Hey, why did you get rid of your white BMW?"
"What? I didn't sell it, why?"
"Well I saw you driving a black one (my wife's 330Ci) earlier today."
"..."
"So wait you have two BMW's?"

[Nicolaus Pro]

Today at work:

"Hey, why did you get rid of your white BMW?"
"What? I didn't sell it, why?"
"Well I saw you driving a black one (my wife's 330Ci) earlier today."
"..."
"So wait you have two BMW's?"

little does he know his 2012 accord is worth more than both BMW's combined

[PavelK313]

Few weeks ago at stop light, "Yo bruh! How low you on them rims?".

[DutchieSaxo]

^ lol, How did you respond to those guys?

Last week i parked my car and an old couple came up to me asking if i was saving up for new tires.

I asked why do you think i do ?

Well, it's because you have wide wheels but still small tires.

I just laughed and explained the whole thing.

[MommysLittleMonster]

little does he know his 2012 accord is worth more than both BMW's combined

Little does he know that he's paying out his asshole for a piece of shit Kia that's worth less than half of the $12k he paid for it.

Few weeks ago at stop light, "Yo bruh! How low you on them rims?".

This happened to Khalil and I a while ago. A bus driver yelled out, "What suspension you runnin' man?!"

So I yelled out "NONE!"

:sunglasses
:dealwithit

[rice4life]

Little does he know that he's paying out his asshole for a piece of shit Kia that's worth less than half of the $12k he paid for it.

This is what a non car guy would say.



How do you know it's a piece of shit, have you actually driven one? (inb4 I got a rental, or my sister's friends aunt has one)

If you were any kind of car enthusiast, you wouldn't **** blindly on a brand.

[MommysLittleMonster]

This is what a non car guy would say.



How do you know it's a piece of shit, have you actually driven one? (inb4 I got a rental, or my sister's friends aunt has one)

If you were any kind of car enthusiast, you wouldn't **** blindly on a brand.

I know because I've ridden in it, and actually worked on it for him. He bought it from a used car dealer for, you guessed it, $12k. And with less than 100k miles, it's falling apart. That's why I can say with full confidence that it is, in fact, a piece of shit.

Dumbass.