Things non-car guys say

[Dudermagee]

[SheaMoose]

I love spinning triangles.

[teejsauce]

"Yeah my car is a stick AND an automatic! Two modes!"


Ugh.

I was once told "my car is automatic but you can make it like yours in this mode, since you like stick you should get something like this"

[slow old man]

"It's a V4"

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[rice4life]

"It's a V4"

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ud0Q_0UntM"]SAAB V4 Engine - YouTube[/ame]

Why yes, it is a v4.

[Jlyons617]

Saab's aren't real cars.

[Dudermagee]

Saab's aren't real cars.

[slow old man]

Saab's aren't real cars.

[Dremetos]

"Hey, there's a button in there to raise it!"


not really.

[Omnious]

Rotary engines are torqueless

Except the new x16 Mazda is coming our with a new rotary with a third rotor already inside with a hybrid option. The hybrid one will definitely make up for loss of torque, according to Mazda.

"Yeah my car is a stick AND an automatic! Two modes!"


Ugh.

I actually saw a car commercial and their selling quote was "ever feel like driving a manual without the clutch? _____ has that! Come on down and test it out today"

[therealvilla]

Got these the other day...

you're lowering it more???(dumbfounded confused look)

Are those the right tires for those wheels? They're supposed to poke out like that(referring to the wheel lip with the stretched tires)?

[rice4life]

That feel when they say:

five zeeeeeegin

five ziggen

five zigon

vowlks(like bowl but with a V in the beginning and a K at the end)

enkeee

enkai

Vile Side

Tyota

Hundye

Tars(as in "those tars are too small for that wheel!")

These parts are so rare(clearly mass produced knockoff shit)

Muggen



I got these JDM parts(more mass produced Ebay knockoff parts) off of ebay for a steal.

[righteousrags88]

I get more questions about my beard than my car

[raam0]

A few months ago, me and my friends went to this bar and when we were going to our cars, we saw this immaculate white mk2 Golf with chrome Porsche wheels. I started drolling and all my friends were like "hurr that's so stupid, the car is not even a Porsche, why does it have Porsche wheels?" guys they look cool, what the hell, "hnnng but it's not a Porsche, so it can't have Porsche wheels"

I need new friends...

[SHOoff11]

When I go look at a beater for a project, just about every family member asks "What are you going to do with that thing?" Seriously, what kind of question is that?