Things non-car guys say

[SheaMoose]

"Why do you need more than one car?"


Apparently the idea that a car is more than an appliance escapes most people.

People ask me this constantly and it just makes me want to buy more cars.

[MommysLittleMonster]

"Why do you need more than one car?"


Apparently the idea that a car is more than an appliance escapes most people.

[Minuki]

Had this one recently

"Are you going to camber it?"

[Dr.AK]

"Why do you need more car parts? Your car is working fine?"

[rice4life]

When I go look at a beater for a project, just about every family member asks "What are you going to do with that thing?" Seriously, what kind of question is that?

A good one.

Some people don't want their car to become some riced out POS. I know that I would feel a whole lot better selling my car to someone who will look after it, and enjoy it as much as I did.

[SHOoff11]

When I go look at a beater for a project, just about every family member asks "What are you going to do with that thing?" Seriously, what kind of question is that?

[raam0]

A few months ago, me and my friends went to this bar and when we were going to our cars, we saw this immaculate white mk2 Golf with chrome Porsche wheels. I started drolling and all my friends were like "hurr that's so stupid, the car is not even a Porsche, why does it have Porsche wheels?" guys they look cool, what the hell, "hnnng but it's not a Porsche, so it can't have Porsche wheels"

I need new friends...

[righteousrags88]

I get more questions about my beard than my car

[rice4life]

That feel when they say:

five zeeeeeegin

five ziggen

five zigon

vowlks(like bowl but with a V in the beginning and a K at the end)

enkeee

enkai

Vile Side

Tyota

Hundye

Tars(as in "those tars are too small for that wheel!")

These parts are so rare(clearly mass produced knockoff shit)

Muggen



I got these JDM parts(more mass produced Ebay knockoff parts) off of ebay for a steal.

[therealvilla]

Got these the other day...

you're lowering it more???(dumbfounded confused look)

Are those the right tires for those wheels? They're supposed to poke out like that(referring to the wheel lip with the stretched tires)?

[Omnious]

Rotary engines are torqueless

Except the new x16 Mazda is coming our with a new rotary with a third rotor already inside with a hybrid option. The hybrid one will definitely make up for loss of torque, according to Mazda.

"Yeah my car is a stick AND an automatic! Two modes!"


Ugh.

I actually saw a car commercial and their selling quote was "ever feel like driving a manual without the clutch? _____ has that! Come on down and test it out today"

[Dremetos]

"Hey, there's a button in there to raise it!"


not really.

[slow old man]

Saab's aren't real cars.

[Dudermagee]

Saab's aren't real cars.

[Jlyons617]

Saab's aren't real cars.