Originally posted by coconutt
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What's your "Go-To" joke?
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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but it doesnt have a point.
Kinda of a pickup line/joke but "What did the plate say to the silver where? Dinners on me!"
Then you say so how about dinner? You get some sexy time all because of a simple joke. You guys will thank me later.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Floccinaucinihilipilification
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Originally posted by Belvader View Posti'm sorry if this offends anybody. i will delete this post if requested
what do you call a flying jew?
smoke
but i'm not politicaly correct, and not pro-israel
so here
Did you hear about the Jewish troll?
His name was Rumpled Foreskin.Floccinaucinihilipilification
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Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors???
'Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan....-Christian.
'91 318iS AW2/blk slow garage queen/build...
'02 ///M3 carbonschwartz 6MT daily beast
'37 Chevy pickup-garagequeen...
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Two vampires are sitting in an old warehouse at 6.00 AM.
Says vamp no.1 to vamp no.2: "Damn! It's already 6 'o clock... I need some blood before sunrise and quick!" And flies right out of the window.
Within 20 seconds, vamp no.1 comes back with his face full of blood.
Vamp2; "Whut?! How did you get that amount of blood so quickly?"
Vamp1; "I'll show you.." As they walk to the window. "See that lightpole across the street?"
Vamp2; "Yep. So?"
Vamp1; "Well... I didn't.."Last edited by loekaaz; 11-17-2013, 04:21 PM.Lucas
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