What's your "Go-To" joke?

[Wyatt Lay]

guy walks walks into a bar. Long story short he finds a pretty broad and asked what her name is. Shes says its Carmen, and that she changed it to that because she likes both cars and men. "Car""Men". Carmen asks for the guy's name in exchange. He replys, BEERFUCK.

[Kyle_Eagleton]

Not meaning to offend anyone, I heard this one from my Vietnamese friend actually.

"What do you call two Vietnamese guys in a Dodge Charger? The gooks of Hazzard"


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[CrackerTeg]

And now the thread is ded.

[Kyle_Eagleton]

And now the thread is ded.

If you didn't laugh you have issues!


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[CrackerTeg]

If you didn't laugh you have issues!


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Well, since the constitution means nothing anymore, I can no longer plead the fifth.

[Kyle_Eagleton]

Well, since the constitution means nothing anymore, I can no longer plead the fifth.

There's a joke in itself haha


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[CrackerTeg]

All about the ones that make you think.

[Withers]

There's a joke in itself haha

Don't encourage him.

[Stupid Kid]

Do people tell jokes?
I can't recall the last time anyone told me a joke or I told one to someone.

[Kyle_Eagleton]

Do people tell jokes?
I can't recall the last time anyone told me a joke or I told one to someone.

I only know one to be honest. Which lends to me agree with you


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[Rusty.]

heres the best one that kills everytime. You have to know the person you're telling it too's name though. For this example, ill pretend im telling the joke to mike burroughs.
Bear with me its worth it.

3 leprechauns are standing around their empty pot of gold. They think, shit we need to make some money somehow.

The first leprechaun snaps his finger and says, ive got it! its a long shot but ive got to have the smallest hands in the world, i bet Guiness book of records would pay out if i do in fact hold the record.

Two weeks go by and he comes back with a 10,000 dollar check from guiness.

The second leprechaun says the same thing but that he has the smallest feet in the world, and gives it a go at Guiness

Another two weeks goes by and sure enough, another 10k check and two happy leprechauns.

Finally, the third leprechauns mans up and says, its a little embarrassing but, i think i have the smallest dick in the world. Times are tough and i might as well give it a go....

two weeks pass and to the others surprise, the third leprechaun comes back empty handed. Confused they asked, What happened? Wheres your check? to which the leprechaun answers....

Who the fuck is Mike Burroughs?

[Khalil]

"Hey my dick is 2 inches ....










... off the ground "


And then all ya niggas standin around you go "OHHHHHHHH" so they hype up errythang

[panasax]

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

[coconutt]

"Hey my dick is 2 inches ....










... off the ground "


And then all ya niggas standin around you go "OHHHHHHHH" so they hype up errythang

So gay

[kanovic]

"Guess what?"

Chicken butt