What's your "Go-To" joke?

[Khalil]

So gay

Made you laugh didn't it :p

[mrg7243]

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but it doesnt have a point.

Kinda of a pickup line/joke but "What did the plate say to the silver where? Dinners on me!"

Then you say so how about dinner? You get some sexy time all because of a simple joke. You guys will thank me later.

[P78]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[Belvader]

i'm sorry if this offends anybody. i will delete this post if requested
what do you call a flying jew?

smoke

[P78]

i'm sorry if this offends anybody. i will delete this post if requested
what do you call a flying jew?

smoke

yup people wil be offended, i lol'd tho

but i'm not politicaly correct, and not pro-israel


so here

Did you hear about the Jewish troll?

His name was Rumpled Foreskin.

[Belvader]

yup people wil be offended, i lol'd tho

but i'm not politicaly correct, and not pro-israel


so here

Did you hear about the Jewish troll?

His name was Rumpled Foreskin.

thanks for being straight up

[Sausager]

Aaah, love this one. Oldie and a goodie:

What does a 75 year old lady have between her breasts that a 20 year old doesn't?



A bellybutton

[DER E30]

Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors???










'Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan....

[1988montecarloss]

"Hey my dick is 2 inches ....










... off the ground "


And then all ya niggas standin around you go "OHHHHHHHH" so they hype up errythang

"it might only be 3 inches, but most women dont like it that thick"

[loekaaz]

Two vampires are sitting in an old warehouse at 6.00 AM.

Says vamp no.1 to vamp no.2: "Damn! It's already 6 'o clock... I need some blood before sunrise and quick!" And flies right out of the window.

Within 20 seconds, vamp no.1 comes back with his face full of blood.

Vamp2; "Whut?! How did you get that amount of blood so quickly?"

Vamp1; "I'll show you.." As they walk to the window. "See that lightpole across the street?"

Vamp2; "Yep. So?"

Vamp1; "Well... I didn't.."

[BigRuss]

A Muslim, Communist and Kenyan walk into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says "Afternoon Mr President".


Short and sweet but fucked up enough to offend people

Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa