What's your "Go-To" joke?

[MikeyRa]

When someone asks you to tell them a joke, or to break the ice, what do you go with?


I'll start:


A man goes to the doctors for his yearly check-up, and the doctor says, "You need to stop masturbating."

When the guy asks, "Why?", the doctor responds, "I'm trying to examine you."

[SheaMoose]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair..

[scweet14]

haha oh fuck ^^

what do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky that can outrun her 6 older brothers?

a virgin..

[umer18]

[p10]

what do you call an anorexic with a yeast the infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

[coconutt]

When someone asks you to tell them a joke, or to break the ice, what do you go with?

What did the mad man say to the unsuspecting human?

As soon as they say something, yell in their face.

[M0ar.Stickers]

why do leprachauns laugh when they run?



because the grass tickles their balls.

[M.Doban]

What did the mad man say to the unsuspecting human?

As soon as they say something, yell in their face.

AHAHA!! That is wonderful.



"So, come here often?"

It's not even a freaking joke I'm such a slob.

[Kinghorn]

why do leprachauns laugh when they run? -because the grass tickles their balls.

Im dyeing! ahah, how many policeman does it take to screw a lightbulb? none, they'd just beat the wall because its black.... *h.a.t.e. cops*

[Rocknthehawk]

you know why you work for tips?

because nobody would stick the whole thing in

[scweet14]

heres another one i heard:

so a molester and a little boy walk into dark scary woods. after awhile the boy says that he is getting scared, the molester says "youre scared, im the one that has to walk out of here by myself"

or

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

i dont have a ferrari in my garage.

[fpsthomas]

i've got one, but its pretty extreme :P


it's about 1 foot, hard and women go crazy about it?!?








crib death...

[Matt]

Im dyeing! ahah, how many policeman does it take to screw a lightbulb? none, they'd just beat the wall because its black.... *h.a.t.e. cops*

That's unfortunate.

[WICKED WEISS]

why do leprachauns laugh when they run?



because the grass tickles their balls.

[SuperMegaDeathRay]

do you know that fucked up situation, when you wanna take a trip to narnia, choosing the wrong cupboard door and end up in the monsters inc...

or after nsa data affair...

a virus erased all files from my hdd...please nsa, can you send me a backup file?