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  • LCG
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    Well that was quick, there was not that much material to begin with.



    EXCUSES FIRST

    A lot of things have been taking my mind away from the cars, a house that seem I will never finish, the imminent arrival of a lvl 1 human being, ridiculous amounts of stress at work, helping other people with their own car projects and a worse than drug addictive video game.

    I don’t know what a real depression is but I really lost interest in everything without really noticing it, work became so stressful that I just disconnected from everything that was mine and focused on others.

    Then, a few days ago an unsung hero appeared and shared a link on his slowly dying because of lack of content build thread site Instagram.

    A couple of guys, one that looks like some sort of Chris Fosberg mixed with a haircut model and the other one straight of the Romanian mafia bought an e30 wagon a do a motor swap, they made it look so easy that it just pumped me up.

    Then, as previous post says, in all my newly acquired pumpness I went to see the bmw and came back disappointed, almost to fall into the hole I was stepping out of.

    So here I am pushing myself to make this ugly update in hopes to rail myself again and not get overwhelmed by the fact that the thread won’t be “story/picture perfect” . ( Now I know why the chopped car build thread got chopped too. )

    So…

    I will pledge for your best imagination while looking at some of this pictures because they are way out of color / out of focus / not what reality looks like.

    End.

    ………



    CHOOSE YOUR COLOR

    There is a strong belief that ALL e38s are black, I know this is a myth because mine was silver.

    While I think the e38 looks “awesomely gangsta” in black I just don’t have the education to own a black car.

    I had a black truck and my God it was a pain to be taken care of, had a million scratches that made me cringe every time it washed it.

    So the quest for a new color began.

    I have stated many times that I am such a dilemma to myself -having options is such a weakness for me.

    Endless nights going to sleep thinking about it and looking at thousands of pictures while my wife asked what was wrong and me saying "nothing" while I was dying inside ( not really ).


    // I will use pictures from the internet without permission, if the original owner feels aggravated please don’t sue me, just ask me to remove them. I will gladly do it you egoist prick.

    First test while the car was still somewhat 1 piece.

    - Bentley Granite Grey Metallic



    This is what it looked like.






    Pictured exaggerate a red/maroonish hue on the pearl, it was a beautiful color however NCO told me that it would be hard to get it PERFECT because it is a water based color and they would have to do it on solvent base to actually paint the car.

    The first thing I told him when we made the deal to paint the whole car was that I would expect nothing else than perfection. I could live with the silver OEM color as it was with all its defects but paying for a full job and ending with another color with the same defects is not something my brain can live with.

    So I asked if that color was a real option and he said no.

    Bleh I was just starting, I had a lot of juice left on my balls to spread on the other tens of millions of colors available.

    Oh God…


    A lot of discussing, watching pictures, watching RM catalogs, mixing paint at the store after we made 3 tests more.



    - Bentley Storm Grey




    I’m not a blue car guy, but this color appealed to me because it looked like Audi Nardo Grey with a blueish tint to it, really nice in person. Now, this is the moment where you use your imagination.




    Yep, I just posted that pic. Go figure.

    It was nice, but again, I’m not a blue car guy and decided against it.




    - VW Carbon Steel and MB Selenite Grey






    The VW color had a very pearly top finish, like if there was a puddle of paint and the pearl was floating on it. Really cool looking paint but it had a GREEN reflectiveness.

    Now I don’t **** blue, but if I am not a blue car guy, I am definitely not a green car guy. The only green car I would buy is a White Tesla S.




    The MB color was the same, very metallic super reflective changing paint, yet a bit greenish.

    ….


    This looks like we made this in 3 hours but this was more like 4 weeks of back and forth colors.

    After almost giving up and just going with FUCK IT AND PAINT IT BLACK ALREADY a friend of mine went to a dealer and bought a mid-sized truck.


    Cell call dramatization:

    Yours Truly: Hakuna Matata
    Undisclosed mentally problematic Friend: I am picking up my truck and I just saw the perfect color for your car.
    YT: Please tell me more
    UMPF: come check it out its on blabla dealer on blabla street.
    YT: I would give you a kiss.
    UMPF: you will.


    /End of dramatization.

    That dealer was a bit of my course so I called another and asked if they had any car of that color.

    OBVIOUSLY the salesman asked what kind of car I was looking for so I told him I wanted the econobox for Uber services, then shit went down because the guy got so excited that he wanted to explain me all the Uber plans they had and I had to keep the lie going, how can I explain that I just want to paint a car.

    I regret it to this day.

    So I did not went to see the color in person, the internet being the resourceful thing it is, filled me plenty with more doubts than answers.

    I called NCO and asked him to go see the color in person and tell me if he could do that color the way I want it.

    He went into a similar problem as me but he was actually on site so it was worse, and he said the chick was super-hot so it was even more painful.


    Anyway, he sends me a picture of a car in that color, doesn’t help because as you can see, his phone takes pictures no better than a low res potato.

    I ask for a color sample and a few days later I receive these pictures.








    Without realizing once again that a potato takes better pictures I drool and tell him to wait me after hours to see it in person.


    I arrive and run for the prize.

    It is a nice color, not as ridiculously nice as it seems to look in those 3 pictures but it is nice.

    At this point I am burnt of stress of looking at colors and I finally take the decision to paint it.

    It was pretty big at that time because I thought the car was going to be sprayed like the next day.

    LMAO


    Up to this day I have not seen a full car color in person and at this point is useless to go to the dealer to look at one.

    They already painted the engine bay / jambs / underhood / undertrunk.

    He sent me this picture.



    It looks like a black that turns a shade of silver that reflects any color around.


    I LIKE IT.



    I will be back tomorrow with a bit more because my daughter is pulling my hand of the keyboard asking for cereal.

    Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.

    Blame the little one.

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  • LCG
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    Originally posted by Benwalsh91 View Post
    love this but i prefer the story telling. if you are struggling for certain bits let me know and i will have a search for them over here in the UK and look at shipping for you. obviously depending how much of a ballot it is for importing parts into mexico.
    I missed your post, thank you. May take your word



    On update things... I don't want to make a cell phone picture update because all the pics NCO sends me are very low quality, so....

    A few days ago I go with the camera to take new pictures and the car is in more or less the same state it has been since the last time I saw it 2-3 weeks ago.

    Needless to say I was so disappointed that I left without taking pictures.

    But today while reading others Builds I felt the urge to awaken myself up so I will man up and push the cell phone update just to give me the impulse to retake my life.

    Update incoming as soon as I search around pictures, order them to make sense and try and dramatize the events in a "first 48 A&E way".

    o7

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  • TWM Performance
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    Love the progress of this. Great work on the body!

    - Renato

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  • Benwalsh91
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    love this but i prefer the story telling. if you are struggling for certain bits let me know and i will have a search for them over here in the UK and look at shipping for you. obviously depending how much of a ballot it is for importing parts into mexico.

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  • 190Evan
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    Originally posted by loekaaz View Post
    I do.
    Every. Single. Fucking. Day.
    Seems to be a trend

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  • loekaaz
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    Originally posted by LCG View Post
    Do you remember when someone chopped a car and made what was going to be an epic build thread then got sad because he lost the pictures and the thread just died?
    I do.
    Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

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  • LCG
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    I really want to update this thread, but I lost the pictures I took to continue the story.

    Do you remember when someone chopped a car and made what was going to be an epic build thread then got sad because he lost the pictures and the thread just died?

    This won't be as epic, but this won't be dead. I just have to gather enough energy to pull out a "cell phone" update.

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  • Mehowski
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    It truely saddens me to see that these has been no updates, but the pages of Stance | Works work in mysterious ways

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  • nsogiba
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  • LCG
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    Originally posted by lamsv View Post
    Totally legit.

    Story on the VW buss behind your car? That looks pretty rad too.
    There are 2 or 3 buses right now at the shop, but I don´t know much about them. The only thing I know is they get worked on as much as any 8 year project

    Originally posted by Frode D View Post
    I really enjoy reading this thread.

    Can't wait to see more progress, glad you found some decent headlights.
    It's sad people can see used parts "in good condition" so differently.
    So true, lesson learned. That is what I get for being so trustful.

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  • Frode D
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    I really enjoy reading this thread.

    Can't wait to see more progress, glad you found some decent headlights.
    It's sad people can see used parts "in good condition" so differently.

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  • lamsv
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    Totally legit.

    Story on the VW buss behind your car? That looks pretty rad too.

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  • LCG
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    The up to date update says Evan.


    I replied earlier but that was lame, deleted it, went over, took some pictures and came back.

    Here we go…


    Back in time some weeks ago I received this package.





    NOOOOOOOOO they did not deliver your mommas dildo to my house by accident, this dildo is allllllllllllllllll mine.

    Actually when I opened it was truly disappointing that it was not the dildo I never ordered but in fact a bunch of used parts from the blue car earlier posted.

    I have never ordered used parts before.

    I am a very crude human, I KNOW I should not expect LIKE NEW auto parts from a salvaged car but I will be honest here and a little part of my heart died when I opened the package. Don’t worry a lot of heart left to love you all.

    That really felt like a blow, you are not intended to replace car parts with worse of the same car parts for the car to look better. Get it? Kind of confusing.

    But not only that. I was so excited to show the guys at the shop the new parts that I just took the unopened package and opened there with them.

    They are used to see bad parts but they surely are not used to see the owner opening them with a smile of regret and a confused look.

    The fenders were awful, they needed repairs on all corners and the bottom where they meet the rocker panel were completely bent inside. Here they are as of now, half repaired. Just as a fun fact, these things are paper thin and ultralight for steel parts.






    Next

    Facelift kidneys





    These were OK, a bunch of broken tabs but fine where they matter. No regrets other than knowing my car has broken kidneys where no one can see.

    Next

    A #bunchoftrim





    The trim on driver’s door was pretty awful but this ones are haha… ha… haa… ha… ha.. *cries.


    Next

    Pair of clear top tails.





    By far the best condition parts, one of them has a tiny hair crack but I can live with that. For now.


    Next

    Facelift headlights

    Ok. This was the one thing that made me ask myself what the fuck I was doing facelifting the car.

    The fenders were bad but steel can be repaired to a point.

    The seller told me the headlights were fine, one had a fixable little crack and he had sold the xenon hardware long ago.

    Pfttttttttttttt……





    Broken lens, ok… lens are available, no big problem, they are not very nice anyway, could use some new “transparent” ones.






    Butchered Xenon hardware, ok… No worries I could do a BiXenon retrofit while they paint the car.






    A big broken headlight, ok… I know this will bother my shikaka tribe friends but those of you that have seen braveheart… Do you remember the face of William Wallace when he sees Robert the Bruce betrayed him on the field?. Here is a link for those of you that are younger than the movie.




    Ok Ok.. you must be saying, why don’t you this or that, but understand that this car is not as common here.

    Parts for them are not easy to get and importing stuff from the states is 20% extra cost plus shipping loads of money.

    That moment really had me down.

    The next days I would surf the entireness of panjo/ebay/bimmerforums/etc looking for a pair of better condition headlights.

    Weeks passed.

    Then…

    God smiled me with all his super bright colgate clean fresh teeth!

    A pair of headlights, complete headlights, xenon and everything for less of the price of one without any hardware!

    After spending money on a set of headlights, buying another is not what you REALLY WANT to do, but they were at a super reasonable price so I just went for it asking the ebay gods for pristine used parts.

    After purchasing that and feeling the rush that most woman must feel when buying shoes I entered a shopping spree.

    Bought a new set of depo smoked corners





    I’m going to put amber bulbs on them to mimic orange slices, my car is euro spec so they don’t light up unless turn signals are activated.


    Bought a set of umnitza cob angel eyes because fast and furious why not.






    Andddddd..

    The most enjoyable purchases ever for me.. pieced together a kit of the side airbags for under 30 bucks.





    I’m addicted to ebay now. If I still played WoW I would be very concerned for myself now.



    A few days passed and I received most of the packages, mind that I have to wait twice as long as most of you because I have to ship from seller to Hidalgo TX to a forwarding company and then wait for such company to give a fuck about my packages and import them, then ship them to me inside Mexico. I’m such a victim.

    Then the holy grail of packages arrived. The headlights… If this pair was bad I was sure a vein in my brain would pop off or I would develop a one eye blink tik like a cartoon.


    Luckily for me the headlights were perfect.





    Much rock chips and yellow lenses but hell I was happy the actual headlight assembly was unbroken and carefully taken out of the donor car with proper tools instead of crowbars and tungsten carbide teethed goats.






    Complete with xenons and everything! I felt the beam of light opening from the sky.






    Minor defect most likely from shipping.


    After that, a rejuvenating feeling invaded my soul and I finally took a proper solid poo.


    We even did some color tests which I did not take pictures of, I salvaged these two that NCO sent me with his potato 5S cellphone.






    Pretty cool right?

    Yeah I don’t like it either… We are trying a couple more next week.


    This is current state of the car.





    Side is mostly repaired, still have to work the rocker and the doors down by it.






    Removing everything to get as much paint to the bay sides as possible. After I took this picture we worked on it a bunch more and it is quite emptier now.



    Finally, I **** how people tease their wheels like we were dying to know what kind of BBS RS or ACS Type2s they are running so I will be straight and show you already my choice.

    US currency raised a bunch by the start of the year, almost 40% to my Mexican rupies, since my budget for wheels is the same as before, spending 5k on wheels now is like spending 8k so no 3 piece wheels for me… *cries again… for days… and days…

    Luckily for me, NCO shop family is just that… FAMILY.

    They got me these super 2 piece non rep Origami wheels.






    Legit.

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  • LCG
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    - "After many nominations this is the first time LCG takes the award"

    Thank you, Mom, Dad, the moderators at grumpyworks...

    I want to take this opportunity to talk about polar bears, polar bears are being killed.

    Thank you

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