Aussie Random Thread.

[Oxer]

No, It couldnt.

I have a full house tonight, and most of the rooms are full of future music cunts who are all fuckheads and sluts.

Hopefully I get into a fight and get fucked up. Workers comp is looking pretty good right about now.

[Neil]

Hahaha ok then
Sounds like it could get interesting

[Oxer]

Ill fkn smash cunts... Rage meter is rising...

[mohsen]

what do you for work work ox?

[Oxer]

Security guard lol

[Neil]

Oh god......

[Oxer]

hahaha

[Neil]

Meh cant be as bad as my sister and her hubby bein security guards......

[Oxer]

Depends on where thety are security guards. I do 5 night shifts a week at a serviced apartments building in southbank, on city road, about 100 meters from the maccas... Its a public holiday, future music was on today along with many other stupid clubs, there are drunk/drugfucked mofuckas everywhere....

And I usually deal with this shit every friday/saturday night as it is..... Im going to loose it.

[Neil]

Well they haven't done much lately cus thier hasn't been much to do and 95% of the places up here rip you off

[mohsen]

lol my mate is a security guard. he just sleeps in the corner

[Oxer]

No sleeping here... shits fucked.

Just walked up 14 flights of stairs...

sweating like a motherfucker.

[Oxer]

Im so fucking unfit... fuck me.

[Neil]

Haha
I cant talk about bein unfit

[Oxer]

And Im gonna have to do that again! Several times...


Im so having a heart attack tonight.