The "Quote" thread.

[jasonklee]

“People think dreams aren’t real because they aren’t made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they’re made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes…” —John Dee

“Faith is not a dirty word. And hope is not for fools. I used to really make fun of optimists. But if all we have are negative world views, we’re in trouble.” —Robert Downey Jr.

“I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try.” —Roger Ebert

[06tiburonofdoom]

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
-Gary Johnston; Team America: World Police.

YES! Hahaha, I love that movie.


--I would give up everything for one moment with you, because one moment is better than a lifetime of not knowing you.

[Oxer]

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

-- Tyler Durden

[Brad Pitts]

"the field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night."

[Bracknaphobia]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Iran's new unmanned drone: "The jet, as well as being an ambassador of death... has a main message of peace and friendship." LOL

[dfreshx00]

"Defeat is not defeat unless accepted as a reality-in your own mind." - Bruce Lee

I love this quote

[jasonklee]

“Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.” — Albert Einstein

"When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!" - Homer Simpson

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France

"Defeat is not defeat unless accepted as a reality-in your own mind." - Bruce Lee

"Everybody lies. The only variable is about what." - Gregory House, House, M.D.

[Oxer]

"Fuck my life."

-- Dude out of Superbad.

[Brad Pitts]

"its good to be the king."

"thats why i love high school girls. i get older and they stay the same age."

[Brad Pitts]

"the gods award those who draw first blood"

"i'll be your huckleberry"

[Brad Pitts]

"your 0.02$ is overpriced"

[jasonklee]

“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.” —Leo Buscaglia

"Discipline is doing what you **** to do, but nonetheless doing it like you love it." — Mike Tyson

[andybob]

"Intellectuals solve problems, genius' prevent them"---Albert Einstein.

"Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you."

-I'm not sure who that is from.

"Fear? - a balancing act, between normality and idiocy, it paralizes the majority, but gives clarity to some."

"At the base of uncertainty it's time to Lock n Load."

Those are both Travis Pastrana.

[UnitedWeStance...]

"If its got Tits or Tires it will give you trouble..." -Unknown

[Polo Classic]

"you can sleep in your car, but you can't drive your house"

"Cocooned inside our private dramas we often don't realize that life is rolling by us like it should"

"I like long walks, especially wwhen they are taken by people who annoy me" Noel Coward

And finally one of my favourits, I try to use this all the time when I mod my car: "Fashion is for 3 months, style lasts a life time" Coco Chanel