The "Quote" thread.

[OSSHWA]

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should" -unknown

[ztman92]

"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own ****** up ribs. Now, wake the **** up"
-Alan Ford

[kramerbuccs24]

Originally Posted by kramerbuccs24
If you have ******, that means people are ****** on you. People **** on you because they don't like your shit.



Srsly though, only one I can think of off the top of my head is:

You will always lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money.

[Steve]

"Nothing in this life worth having has ever come easy."

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you actually want."

[skrapez]

" i wish girls were like cell phones, they all have a button on their side and when you press it they say, please say a command"

[skrapez]

"only drive as fast as your guardian angel can fly"

[Uyles]

"Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak."

"When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure."

[Steve]

"Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence" I think this applies to pretty much all of us on this forum at one time or another with the "sweet car bro" or "nice fitment"

"It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you."

"Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you."

[Bracknaphobia]

"I feel like a dolphin, because I can't frown!"
-Cole Brackna

ahhhhh a timeless classic

[WasADubber]

"when life throws you lemons, just say fuck it and bail" - surf instructor from forgetting sarah marshall

[vdubkid]

"I feel like a dolphin, because I can't frown!"
-Cole Brackna

[Bracknaphobia]

"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb!" ~Dark Helmet

[jasonklee]

“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.” -Bertrand Russell

[Tuck&Poke]

"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm"
-Winston Churchill


"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
-Gary Johnston; Team America: World Police.

[vdubkid]

"Slow hands in the fast parts, fast hands in the slow."

It's in the book The Art of Racing in the Rain