The "Quote" thread.

[jasonklee]

“There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.” —William Butler Yeats

[jasonklee]

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.” —Albert Einstein

[INVSBL]

sorry for lack of quote

but that ^^^^^ omfg thats my workplace, every god damn day.

[jasonklee]

[P78]

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

dunno who said it tho

[Kielan]

"After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was fuckin hilarious, she started to cry."

Unknown.

[Alexander]

"You can't jump in the ring with Ali cuz you think you box."
"Take it upstairs, you can't detail a car with the cover on."
Both from The Fast And The Furious. Both epic.

[JSanders]

"Ah, Divorce. The Latin word for ripping a mans penis off through his wallet."

-Robin Williams

[Oxer]

One of my favorites: (Yup, I do **** disco..)
"I feel the same way about disco, as I do about herpes."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Dr. Gonzo

[herrakani]

"i didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything" B. Simpson
"Sucks to roll hard" Mike B?
"Gangsta rap made me do it" Ice Cube

[BADwayz]

"If you work hard and study hard, and fuck up, that's ok. If you fuck up and you fuck up, your a fuck up"

-Sam Halpern

[Down]

One of my favorites: (Yup, I do **** disco..)
"I feel the same way about disco, as I do about herpes."
-Hunter S. Thompson

[jasonklee]

“Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else. —Leonardo Da Vinci

[JSanders]

"You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something, sometime in your live."

-Winston Churchill

[baute]

If the love gives you back, touch her ass