Things non-car guys say

[therealvilla]

I have another gem from the Mustang coworker this morning.

"Ah those little Jap toys will never really compete with American muscle. The youtube videos of people streetracing are all a bunch of crap, any real racer would race at a track! And you don't see a whole lot of Hondas in the staging lanes!"

Sometimes I really can't tell if he's joking or not.

You should ask him how many domestics are on the podium of Le Mans...

[MommysLittleMonster]

Keep this in mind. A car is only as good as it's driver. If he doesn't take care of it, it should be no surprise when it starts falling apart. Even if it's an e46, it will go to shit if the owner is a dumbass.

This is a fact of life.


I have another gem from the Mustang coworker this morning.

"Ah those little Jap toys will never really compete with American muscle. The youtube videos of people streetracing are all a bunch of crap, any real racer would race at a track! And you don't see a whole lot of Hondas in the staging lanes!"

Sometimes I really can't tell if he's joking or not.

[rice4life]

I know because I've ridden in it, and actually worked on it for him. He bought it from a used car dealer for, you guessed it, $12k. And with less than 100k miles, it's falling apart. That's why I can say with full confidence that it is, in fact, a piece of shit.

Dumbass.

My bad, it's hard to tell if you're talking out of your ass or not.

Keep this in mind. A car is only as good as it's driver. If he doesn't take care of it, it should be no surprise when it starts falling apart. Even if it's an e46, it will go to shit if the owner is a dumbass.

[Khalil]

Little does he know that he's paying out his asshole for a piece of shit Kia that's worth less than half of the $12k he paid for it.

This happened to Khalil and I a while ago. A bus driver yelled out, "What suspension you runnin' man?!"

So I yelled out "NONE!"

:sunglasses
:dealwithit

Hahahaha that was so much fun

People constantly ask how I go over speed bumps in my E36s, and I just tell them I don't and they are baffled.

[Average_Jerk]

I know because I've ridden in it, and actually worked on it for him. He bought it from a used car dealer for, you guessed it, $12k. And with less than 100k miles, it's falling apart. That's why I can say with full confidence that it is, in fact, a piece of shit.

Dumbass.

[MommysLittleMonster]

This is what a non car guy would say.



How do you know it's a piece of shit, have you actually driven one? (inb4 I got a rental, or my sister's friends aunt has one)

If you were any kind of car enthusiast, you wouldn't **** blindly on a brand.

I know because I've ridden in it, and actually worked on it for him. He bought it from a used car dealer for, you guessed it, $12k. And with less than 100k miles, it's falling apart. That's why I can say with full confidence that it is, in fact, a piece of shit.

Dumbass.

[rice4life]

Little does he know that he's paying out his asshole for a piece of shit Kia that's worth less than half of the $12k he paid for it.

This is what a non car guy would say.



How do you know it's a piece of shit, have you actually driven one? (inb4 I got a rental, or my sister's friends aunt has one)

If you were any kind of car enthusiast, you wouldn't **** blindly on a brand.

[MommysLittleMonster]

little does he know his 2012 accord is worth more than both BMW's combined

Little does he know that he's paying out his asshole for a piece of shit Kia that's worth less than half of the $12k he paid for it.

Few weeks ago at stop light, "Yo bruh! How low you on them rims?".

This happened to Khalil and I a while ago. A bus driver yelled out, "What suspension you runnin' man?!"

So I yelled out "NONE!"

:sunglasses
:dealwithit

[DutchieSaxo]

^ lol, How did you respond to those guys?

Last week i parked my car and an old couple came up to me asking if i was saving up for new tires.

I asked why do you think i do ?

Well, it's because you have wide wheels but still small tires.

I just laughed and explained the whole thing.

[PavelK313]

Few weeks ago at stop light, "Yo bruh! How low you on them rims?".

[Nicolaus Pro]

Today at work:

"Hey, why did you get rid of your white BMW?"
"What? I didn't sell it, why?"
"Well I saw you driving a black one (my wife's 330Ci) earlier today."
"..."
"So wait you have two BMW's?"

little does he know his 2012 accord is worth more than both BMW's combined

[MommysLittleMonster]

People ask me this constantly and it just makes me want to buy more cars.

Today at work:

"Hey, why did you get rid of your white BMW?"
"What? I didn't sell it, why?"
"Well I saw you driving a black one (my wife's 330Ci) earlier today."
"..."
"So wait you have two BMW's?"

[fish_tailin]

my car is dipped and has dump exhaust and its a mustang

"what color are you going to paint it?"
"thats not primer? what is that paint called, is it a wrap?"
"where is your exhaust?"
"why do your wheels stick out from the tire?"
"why are you washing your engine? no one sees that"

[OSSHWA]

I drive a dipped/uber-slammed Crossfire SRT-6 so I get a rack of questions.

-What the fuck is that?
-What kind of paint is that?
-Is it fast?
-Why is it so low?

[d0wse]

Showed my friend a picture of the gold wrapped CC from sowo and he freaked out because the back wheels are broken... I finally figured out what you guys were talking about it.