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[Average_Jerk]

mother fucking right i want a cookie

[jared1988]

tomorrow im going shopping. i am going to buy oreos and cookies to bake. i will then place an oreo inside of 2 cookies and bake them. the turn out, should be epic

[Jesus Christ]

yup. never did drugs so thats not a biggie to me. and i couldnt cheat on anyone, im too soft and id kill myself with guilt. plus my wife is hispanic, so she would stab me

yes...yes she would

[P78]

yup. never did drugs so thats not a biggie to me. and i couldnt cheat on anyone, im too soft and id kill myself with guilt. plus my wife is hispanic, so she would stab me

not to mention hysteric mother in law

yup, walked the same trail as you lol

[jared1988]

not to mention hysteric mother in law

yup, walked the same trail as you lol

oh fuck no. mother in law, in and out of jail for stabbing/hurting/killing ppl. she beat some girls ass cause the voices in her head said so. no joke

*poker face*

[Dudermagee]

if i ever got piss tested id melt the fucking cup.

Another miracle of jesus?

yup. never did drugs so thats not a biggie to me. and i couldnt cheat on anyone, im too soft and id kill myself with guilt. plus my wife is hispanic, so she would stab me

I miss weed, I look forward to my retirement, moving to vermont, and getting high all day.
My wife is going to be like "wtf your a pot head?", me "Yeah and its too late for you to do shit about it, want some brownies?"

and your wife would spit on your grave

[jared1988]

Another miracle of jesus?



I miss weed, I look forward to my retirement, moving to vermont, and getting high all day.
My wife is going to be like "wtf your a pot head?", me "Yeah and its too late for you to do shit about it, want some brownies?"

and your wife would spit on your grave

lolz. you got the white bmw sedan? trrying to put a s/n to a car

#memoryfail

[Dudermagee]

mother fucking right i want a cookie

fuck now I do too

tomorrow im going shopping. i am going to buy oreos and cookies to bake. i will then place an oreo inside of 2 cookies and bake them. the turn out, should be epic

put reeses in the center for true epicness

oh fuck no. mother in law, in and out of jail for stabbing/hurting/killing ppl. she beat some girls ass cause the voices in her head said so. no joke

*poker face*

holy shit

[Dudermagee]

lolz. you got the white bmw sedan? trrying to put a s/n to a car

#memoryfail

no i have a green s14

[jared1988]

fuck now I do too



put reeses in the center for true epicness



holy shit

[Oxer]

yup. never did drugs so thats not a biggie to me. and i couldnt cheat on anyone, im too soft and id kill myself with guilt. plus my wife is hispanic, so she would stab me

I have always wanted a latina chick. hahaha

mother fucking right i want a cookie

I want one with a mother fucking coffee.

[jared1988]

no i have a green s14

ohhh thats why umad i was ***** s14s my bad bro, just my meaningless opinion

[Dudermagee]

I have always wanted a latina chick. hahaha



I want one with a mother fucking coffee.

coffee and cookies=win

[jared1988]

I have always wanted a latina chick. hahaha



I want one with a mother fucking coffee.

there you are you aussie fuck. i seen you posting, when you were gonna show your face in here

take mine

[SeanDub]

Sup