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[Dudermagee]

LOL
hes a goddamn genius at marketing though

[jared1988]

we waited almost a year

mad respect. longest i waited was like a month, and that was waiting for the girl to turn 18, dont any of you fucking judge me cause your not god

"WHAT YOU WANNA DO HERE IS GET THE BALL PAST THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE."

*poker face*

"THEN THE QBS GONNA GET THE BALL AND HES GONNA TAKE THE BALL AND GIVE IT TO THIS GUY, THE RB, AND THE RB IS GONNA RUN CAUSE HES THE RB"

[Jesus Christ]

a few weeks back, i made a great church/madden joke lol

i actually remember that, comedic gold.

[Average_Jerk]

i actually remember that, comedic gold.

and here it is hahahah i lold fucking hard reading it again

telling my boss about accidentally offending the church folks



[14:45] davenamotors: so you know the Grace Fellowship people?
[14:54] NAMtrsprts: ummm.... maybe?
[14:54] davenamotors: on enterprise ave
[14:55] NAMtrsprts: oh haha
[14:55] NAMtrsprts: ok
[14:56] NAMtrsprts: did they have your car towed?
[14:56] davenamotors: nah
[14:56] davenamotors: but i called to let them know it was there
[14:56] davenamotors: totally offended the guy on the phone by accident
[14:57] NAMtrsprts: how?
[14:57] davenamotors: i was letting them know i was there "cause this morning was a fucking shit show"
[14:57] davenamotors: there was a long silence
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: lol, nice jo
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: b
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: they're holy people you know, they don't talk like you do
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: lol
[14:58] davenamotors: hahaaha
[14:59] davenamotors: it was totally be accident
[14:59] davenamotors: after i hung up "oops"
[15:00] NAMtrsprts: NOW they're gonna have it towed
[15:00] davenamotors: nah, turns out im not even there
[15:00] NAMtrsprts: after you hung up "there is a car in the parking lot owned by the son of the devil"
[15:00] davenamotors: hahahah
[15:00] davenamotors: im sure thats what they thought
[15:01] davenamotors: even though they are 1 enterprise ave, their driveway is on 146
[15:01] davenamotors: i was in the next lot over
[15:01] davenamotors: called there and things went much smoother
[15:01] NAMtrsprts: ahhh... right
[15:01] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:01] NAMtrsprts: you should join the Grace Fellowship... looks like its for you
[15:02] davenamotors: i looked into it
[15:02] davenamotors: it could happen
[15:02] davenamotors: i heart god
[15:02] NAMtrsprts: on their website it says "At grace i am growing closer to god"
[15:02] davenamotors: that means i can be taller if i join them?
[15:02] davenamotors: are they a cult?
[15:02] davenamotors: i bet they are
[15:02] NAMtrsprts: probably
[15:03] NAMtrsprts: you can join them, and walk into your first meeting "so, what the fuck goes on in here? do we eat food and shit?"
[15:03] davenamotors: hahahahaha
[15:03] davenamotors: "what the fuck kina god we got? a vengeful one?"
[15:03] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:04] davenamotors: "i hope your god like sacramental wine"
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: good news, they have sunday morning live on their website
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: so you can watch it this sunday
[15:04] davenamotors: i think i might
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: there's a countdown right now... really, a countdown?
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: they need to be told how long it is until 11AM on sunday?
[15:04] davenamotors: i wonder if they have a pregame with someone like John Madden
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:05] davenamotors: "whos ready for some GOD!"
[15:05] NAMtrsprts: so so so so whatcha got here is some WORSHIPPING! (as he circles something)
[15:05] davenamotors: arrows and shit
[15:05] davenamotors: "you can see the pews are packed"
[15:05] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:05] davenamotors: "what the priest is gonna do, is waltz right down the center"
[15:05] davenamotors: BAM!
[15:06] NAMtrsprts: haha
[15:06] davenamotors: PREACHING!

[P78]

mad respect. longest i waited was like a month, and that was waiting for the girl to turn 18, dont any of you fucking judge me cause your not god

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[Jesus Christ]

props to you duder

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never thought i'd say this

but i like jesus hahaha

jesus = greatest troll of all time...of all time

[jared1988]

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but i waited

[Dudermagee]

at least you waited till she was legal

[jared1988]

and thats all that matters! cause i couldnt get in trouble thru military channels.
#safe

[Dudermagee]

Think its just about time to change my avatar

[Average_Jerk]

Think its just about time to change my avatar

this is only my second ava. i rarely change them. I think in the 13 years ive been on SHO, ive had 4-5 avas

[Dudermagee]

and thats all that matters! cause i couldnt get in trouble thru military channels.
#safe

always fun telling people that if you are in the military, you get double the penalty thanks to the UCMJ.
You can get in big trouble for cheating on your wife or just having a dirty piss test.

[Jesus Christ]

if i ever got piss tested id melt the fucking cup.

[jared1988]

yup. never did drugs so thats not a biggie to me. and i couldnt cheat on anyone, im too soft and id kill myself with guilt. plus my wife is hispanic, so she would stab me

[Dudermagee]

this is only my second ava. i rarely change them. I think in the 13 years ive been on SHO, ive had 4-5 avas