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[Kielan]

it would be a never ending trend. even at my trial

judge - your charged with police brutality, how do you plea?
me - innocent, obviously
judge - please watch your tone in my court room
me - *police brutality*
judge - GUILTY!
me - sadface

[Average_Jerk]

then in jail too

convict - what are you in for?
me - *police brutality*

[Oxer]

Daves on a roll with the lols today!

[Kielan]

then in jail too

convict - what are you in for?
me - *police brutality*

OMG

[Oxer]

Fuck Dave... that was some funny shit...

[Average_Jerk]

Fuck Dave... that was some funny shit...

maybe i should look into being a cop lol

[Oxer]

dont do it.. haha

[Average_Jerk]

if this broad doesnt txt me back soon, shes gonna miss her only window of opportunity to have me do this remote starter for her. im losing motivation fast

[Average_Jerk]

if this broad doesnt txt me back soon, shes gonna miss her only window of opportunity to have me do this remote starter for her. im losing motivation fast

damn, she just txt me back. i was hoping she wouldnt. even though i could use the money

[Oxer]

I'm rolling guards after work in the morning... eh... cbf..

[Average_Jerk]

shes not feeling well. maybe not happening today. we'll know shortly

[Average_Jerk]

I'm rolling guards after work in the morning... eh... cbf..

i'll be doing that in the fucking cold in jan

[Average_Jerk]

looks like im doing the remote starter in the cold. she pulled the "but mornings are sooo cold " shit on me. damn her!

[Oxer]

mmm

$50 to roll the rears... too cheap?

[Oxer]

looks like im doing the remote starter in the cold. she pulled the "but mornings are sooo cold " shit on me. damn her!

Thats fucking homo.

Tell her to grow a pair and fuck herself.

Unless its a good friend/fam, I meant no disrespect.