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[Average_Jerk]

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[Jlyons617]

[coconutt]

give her the D on top of the s2k

And then jack that fool's engine for my Corolla.

Then why the fuck are you on here and not balls deep in the neighbor girl?

Tapatalk nigga! I'm in her house right now!

Not really. But seriously, she looks like she hadn't had the D in a long time or doesn't even dress up at least.

[Jlyons617]

Tapatalk nigga! I'm in her house right now!

You never know she might be a freak! Or she might be overly attached girlfriend.

Thats a chance you should be willing to take.

[coconutt]

You never know she might be a freak! Or she might be overly attached girlfriend.

Thats a chance you should be willing to take.

If she was sprung, it'd suck because she'd know where I live! No getting away from the bitch...

Her: Hey baby wanna come over tonight?
Me: Nah I'm just gonna stay home and get some rest... *trollface
Her: *Looks outside* Where's your car?
Me: Somebody stole it. That's why I'm staying home because I'm depressed...
Her: I can come over there.
Me: No bitch, stay your ass over there.
Her: *okayface


It doesn't even look like she has a social life lol.

[mrg7243]

Knock on her door. She answers.You say " Hi I havent met you yet I am cornrows, can I stick my penis in you tonight?"

[Jlyons617]

If she was sprung, it'd suck because she'd know where I live! No getting away from the bitch...

Her: Hey baby wanna come over tonight?
Me: Nah I'm just gonna stay home and get some rest... *trollface
Her: *Looks outside* Where's your car?
Me: Somebody stole it. That's why I'm staying home because I'm depressed...
Her: I can come over there.
Me: No bitch, stay your ass over there.
Her: *okayface


It doesn't even look like she has a social life lol.

[FluidMotorUnion]

Knock on her door. She answers.You say " Hi I havent met you yet I am cornrows, can I stick my penis in you tonight?"

That line has worked for me countless times.

[Average_Jerk]

That line has worked for me countless times.

I have never once told some broad that my name was cornrow

[Jlyons617]

I have never once told some broad that my name was cornrow

Do you just have one of those "Hi, My Name Is" stickers?

[mrg7243]

That line has worked for me countless times.

I have never once told some broad that my name was cornrow

[coconutt]

Knock on her door. She answers.You say " Hi I havent met you yet I am cornrows, can I stick my penis in you tonight?"

Her: Why do they call you Cornrow?
Me: Do you know what they call a Twinkie? Besides the snack?
Her: No what is it?
Me: They call Asians Twinkies when they're white washed and born here...
Her: Oh I get it, yellow on the outside and white on the inside!
Me: Correct, but I'm a Twinkie with a chocolate filling...

[Dudermagee]

You're full of shit?

[coconutt]

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[Average_Jerk]

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cornrow - yo wussup ma, dey call me cornrow. ya heard?
her - nigga you gay