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      • Originally posted by mrg7243 View Post
        give her the D on top of the s2k
        And then jack that fool's engine for my Corolla.

        Originally posted by Jlyons617 View Post
        Then why the fuck are you on here and not balls deep in the neighbor girl?
        Tapatalk nigga! I'm in her house right now!

        Not really. But seriously, she looks like she hadn't had the D in a long time or doesn't even dress up at least.

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        • Originally posted by coconutt View Post


          Tapatalk nigga! I'm in her house right now!


          You never know she might be a freak! Or she might be overly attached girlfriend.

          Thats a chance you should be willing to take.

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          • Originally posted by Jlyons617 View Post


            You never know she might be a freak! Or she might be overly attached girlfriend.

            Thats a chance you should be willing to take.
            If she was sprung, it'd suck because she'd know where I live! No getting away from the bitch...

            Her: Hey baby wanna come over tonight?
            Me: Nah I'm just gonna stay home and get some rest... *trollface
            Her: *Looks outside* Where's your car?
            Me: Somebody stole it. That's why I'm staying home because I'm depressed...
            Her: I can come over there.
            Me: No bitch, stay your ass over there.
            Her: *okayface


            It doesn't even look like she has a social life lol.

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            • Knock on her door. She answers.You say " Hi I havent met you yet I am cornrows, can I stick my penis in you tonight?"

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              • Originally posted by coconutt View Post
                If she was sprung, it'd suck because she'd know where I live! No getting away from the bitch...

                Her: Hey baby wanna come over tonight?
                Me: Nah I'm just gonna stay home and get some rest... *trollface
                Her: *Looks outside* Where's your car?
                Me: Somebody stole it. That's why I'm staying home because I'm depressed...
                Her: I can come over there.
                Me: No bitch, stay your ass over there.
                Her: *okayface


                It doesn't even look like she has a social life lol.

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                • Originally posted by mrg7243 View Post
                  Knock on her door. She answers.You say " Hi I havent met you yet I am cornrows, can I stick my penis in you tonight?"
                  That line has worked for me countless times.

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                  I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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                  • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
                    That line has worked for me countless times.
                    I have never once told some broad that my name was cornrow
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                    • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
                      I have never once told some broad that my name was cornrow
                      Do you just have one of those "Hi, My Name Is" stickers?

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                      • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
                        That line has worked for me countless times.
                        Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
                        I have never once told some broad that my name was cornrow

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                        • Originally posted by mrg7243 View Post
                          Knock on her door. She answers.You say " Hi I havent met you yet I am cornrows, can I stick my penis in you tonight?"
                          Her: Why do they call you Cornrow?
                          Me: Do you know what they call a Twinkie? Besides the snack?
                          Her: No what is it?
                          Me: They call Asians Twinkies when they're white washed and born here...
                          Her: Oh I get it, yellow on the outside and white on the inside!
                          Me: Correct, but I'm a Twinkie with a chocolate filling...

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                          • You're full of shit?
                            Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                              • Originally posted by coconutt View Post
                                Ifyouknowwhatimean.png
                                cornrow - yo wussup ma, dey call me cornrow. ya heard?
                                her - nigga you gay

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