Random Thread

[coconutt]

So she didn't ride your peepee.

No!

The bitch was probably in her early 40's with a face of a ghost, wearing tight slacks that were too short for her and her ass looked deformed, barely exposed leopard print shirt underneath her hoody, and it was 3am...

I first gave her a ride to a restaurant parking lot where she was expecting someone to be there. Then I took her back the way I came to a Motel 6 where she asked me if I could wait there while she checked if she had a room or not, "because she's an ex Marine so she has that hookup". The Motel 6 guy said "it's the other Motel 6 that you're registered in. I AGREED TO TAKING HER THERE BECAUSE I'M TOO NICE.

I ask her "So what was your duty in the Marine Corps?"

"Classified."

I immediately thought BSA

So, I dropped her off at the 2nd Motel 6 and she again asked if I could wait for her again. But for what you may ask? To bring her to the Walmart that is probably 150 feet away from building to building "if she doesn't have a room again"...

Female Ex Marine with a classified duty turned whore? Not likely I don't think...

There could be a lot of factors that she very well could really be an ex Marine, but the factors at hand don't fit and the fact that she used that as a bait into bumming a ride is a tell to me.

I wouldn't have given her a ride if I wasn't with my friend though, but then I wouldn't have been asked for the ride because I wouldn't have been dining in on fast food.

Long post is long.

[MommysLittleMonster]

i c u've also applied

I probably shouldn't be telling a newb this, but hey that's how I got in.

[MommysLittleMonster]

TL;DR

She's a whore who's using the Marine line to cover up bullshit.

No Marine would say "classified", because none of the shit they do is classified in civilian clothing. And a Marine would fall that far down the social ladder to dress/act like that, let alone be that depended on people to drive them around.

[P78]

y u drive ugly whores round like that

[coconutt]

She's a whore who's using the Marine line to cover up bullshit.

No Marine would say "classified", because none of the shit they do is classified in civilian clothing. And a Marine would fall that far down the social ladder to dress/act like that, let alone be that depended on people to drive them around.

Word.

y u drive ugly whores round like that

When I said yeah to give her a ride and she walked away, my friend was shaking his head and I think she saw him in the reflection of the window ahead of her.

[Mr Von Smack]

Lol, god no not the second one.

Ahh, damn!

[MommysLittleMonster]

Word.



When I said yeah to give her a ride and she walked away, my friend was shaking his head and I think she saw him in the reflection of the window ahead of her.

If you had said "She had a great ass" or "her tits were perfect!", you could get a pass. But I'm failing to see the point of wasting fuel driving around a disease-ridden tramp.

[Mr Von Smack]

If you had said "She had a great ass" or "her tits were perfect!", you could get a pass. But I'm failing to see the point of wasting fuel driving around a disease-ridden tramp.

He drove her around because he is "too nice" :P

[Dudermagee]

Lol you were a chauffeur for an ugly hooker

[coconutt]

If you had said "She had a great ass" or "her tits were perfect!", you could get a pass. But I'm failing to see the point of wasting fuel driving around a disease-ridden tramp.

There was nothing for me to even look at least! Couldn't even see a nice rack jiggle in the corner of my eye as I drive over pebbles in the road.

Lol you were a chauffeur for an ugly hooker that was contacting her pimp for a place to stay as she was getting gangbanged by other ex Marines.

And fixed.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Imagine if he got pulled over with her in the car. Shit would be on cops.

"Sir do you know what we pulled you ov... FUCK MARTY WE GOT A RUNNER"

She would be running across the street with her pants falling off screaming, "I ain't did nothin'! I'm a Marine goddamn it!"

[Ollie]

Lol


One time my friends and I picked up a hitchhiker. it was pretty interesting. We accidentally sent him in the complete wrong direction. He definitely ended up farther from where he was going

[Mr Von Smack]

Imagine if he got pulled over with her in the car. Shit would be on cops.

"Sir do you know what we pulled you ov... FUCK MARTY WE GOT A RUNNER"

She would be running across the street with her pants falling off screaming, "I ain't did nothin'! I'm a Marine goddamn it!"

Lol, this is all too good!

[coconutt]

Imagine if he got pulled over with her in the car. Shit would be on cops.

"Sir do you know what we pulled you ov... FUCK MARTY WE GOT A RUNNER"

She would be running across the street with her pants falling off screaming, "I ain't did nothin'! I'm a Marine goddamn it!"

[FluidMotorUnion]

Morning, everybody.