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[Dudermagee]

come on vince, need me a quote

[FluidMotorUnion]

Literally feel like I'm dying right now.

Here's what you need to do:

• Smoke. If it works for chemo patients, it'll work for your first world problems. If you can't smoke, still do the rest below
• Get a Red Bull or other energy drink. The carbonation helps nausea, and the sugar will help get your blood sugar back up, which is contributing to all your problems. B vitamins will help, as well.
• Eat something with more vitamins/minerals. Make a sandwich, something light and easy to stomach, once you've quelled the nausea. Even if it's just crackers, get SOMETHING in your stomach.
• Sleep as much as you can. Keep at least a glass of water by your bedside. Get some cranberry juice for antioxidants. Your liver and kidneys are working their asses off to purge your body of toxins, so help them out.
• Ibuprofen to help with the headache. DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING WITH ACETAMINOPHEN (Tylenol, Aspirin, etc.). It will fuck your liver sideways due to all the methanol your body produced from processing the alcohol from last night.
• If you have an iron stomach, hair of the dog. Drink a small drink and that should at least fight off the symptoms long enough for you to address them correctly.

[Dudermagee]

Fuck all that gay shit.
Pull the fucking trigger, drink some more.

[Average_Jerk]

Fuck all that gay shit.
Pull the fucking trigger, drink some more.

drink cold water
jump up and down
pull the trigger
drink more booze

[Miroteknik]

Here's what you need to do:

• Smoke. If it works for chemo patients, it'll work for your first world problems. If you can't smoke, still do the rest below
• Get a Red Bull or other energy drink. The carbonation helps nausea, and the sugar will help get your blood sugar back up, which is contributing to all your problems. B vitamins will help, as well.
• Eat something with more vitamins/minerals. Make a sandwich, something light and easy to stomach, once you've quelled the nausea. Even if it's just crackers, get SOMETHING in your stomach.
• Sleep as much as you can. Keep at least a glass of water by your bedside. Get some cranberry juice for antioxidants. Your liver and kidneys are working their asses off to purge your body of toxins, so help them out.
• Ibuprofen to help with the headache. DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING WITH ACETAMINOPHEN (Tylenol, Aspirin, etc.). It will fuck your liver sideways due to all the methanol your body produced from processing the alcohol from last night.
• If you have an iron stomach, hair of the dog. Drink a small drink and that should at least fight off the symptoms long enough for you to address them correctly.

this is how I know your're posting from a computer

[Miroteknik]

plus doesn't it take some ridiculous amount of time to process vitamins and antioxidants till they are actually effective? drinking cranberry juice on a hangover is more for the bitter taste to kill the mouth/stomach stench you have going on from a night of drinking

[Dudermagee]

drink cold water
jump up and down
pull the trigger
drink more booze

Obviously the best plan.

this is how I know your're posting from a computer

plus doesn't it take some ridiculous amount of time to process vitamins and antioxidants till they are actually effective? drinking cranberry juice on a hangover is more for the bitter taste to kill the mouth/stomach stench you have going on from a night of drinking

You say lots of stupid shit.
GTFO

[Khalil]

come on vince, need me a quote

He takes a while to answer. He just PM'd be back.

[FluidMotorUnion]

plus doesn't it take some ridiculous amount of time to process vitamins and antioxidants till they are actually effective? drinking cranberry juice on a hangover is more for the bitter taste to kill the mouth/stomach stench you have going on from a night of drinking

It doesn't take a ridiculous amount of time, especially if your stomach/digestive tract is mostly empty. A lot of it will get absorbed through the stomach lining, and the rest gets to the intestines. Shouldn't take more than an hour or two, still better than doing nothing.

I've found a relatively easy way to help kill the notion of morning nausea:

Brush your teeth. A shitload. Right when you get home before bed? Brush. If you get up in the middle of the night to pee? Brush. When you wake up in the morning? Brush.

Minty toothpaste is the best. Helps with the mouth taste, which can contribute to nausea/vomiting in weaker-stomached individuals.

[P78]

luckily i don't suffer from hangover, everything just takes long when i've had too much to drink

my ex used to **** that, as she is as bad as kielan when drinking a lot

[Miroteknik]

ibuprofen does me wonders, and I agree on the brushing. I was watching some movie the other day, and some guy was waking up from a hangover or something and says:

"my teeth feel like carpet"

I laughed so fucking hard, that is such a good description.

[P78]

isn't it the tongue that feels like carpet?

[MommysLittleMonster]

from what I can see, that is the stupidest fucking team/group/gay club I have ever seenheard of.

There are so many ones that are worse, you don't even know. Allow me to find some HAZMAT shit.

edit: BAHAHAHAHA holy fuck you made it my avatar

Oh my fuck.

Fuck all that gay shit.
Pull the fucking trigger, drink some more.

drink cold water
jump up and down
pull the trigger
drink more booze

Brush your teeth. A shitload. Right when you get home before bed? Brush. If you get up in the middle of the night to pee? Brush. When you wake up in the morning? Brush.

Minty toothpaste is the best. Helps with the mouth taste, which can contribute to nausea/vomiting in weaker-stomached individuals.

I feel like having a clean mouth in general is a huge plus.

[kbuss]

New year, new plate.....

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[P78]

nothing feels as good in the morning as clean teeth