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Originally posted by coconutt View PostMe about twice a week. I remember the days I used to live off fast food... fffuuuuuu.
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Originally posted by Average_Jerk View PostI cant afford it and it makes me feel like shit. But I figure if Im already wicked hungover and feeling like shit, what does it matter lol
I overheard him say to his gf, "Hey baby we're eating good tonight. I'm feelin' Jack In The Box hun what about you?"...
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Originally posted by mrg7243 View PostGood logic
I have two remotes for my TV and manage to lose both of them in a 15x15 room I live in.
Originally posted by MommysLittleMonster View PostTrying to make a for sale ad for my Style 5's. This should end well.
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Don't judge me too harshly guys. I'm not done with it yet, but I thought it might make you guys laugh.
HEY YOU
YEAH YOU.The one with the
KEYBOARD
&
DO YOU HAVE
GRATUITUS
amounts of
SEX APPEAL?
Of course you don't. You don't have
THESE.
No, not those.
THESE.
SWEET FATHER OF FORNICATION.
LOOK at those SEXY RED CAPS OF SEXINESS.
HOW SEXY ARE THEY?
According to an ancient Japanese legend, they're illegal in 55 states in the USofmotherfuckingA, and possession of such runes is
PUNISHABLE by DEATH
by the smothering of a
10,000-VIRGIN ORGY.
WOMEN'S CLOTHES
will instantly be set ablaze due to their
H~O~T F~L~A~S~H~E~S
Wait, did I say hot flashes?
I meant
POWER SURGES!
I AM FORCED TO DEAL with this UNBEARABLE BURDEN.
For I have come to acquire them
BUT THIS GIFT CAN BE YOURS.
For the next 8,760 hours, these will be up for sale for you to OWN, POSSESS, and ACQUIRE.
BB6 Prelude . . E36 ///M3 . . VA WRX Limited . . 1969 Nova
Originally posted by OllieWe all love to turn heads. Sub-consciously we're all materialistic attention-craving dickheads.
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Originally posted by MommysLittleMonster View PostDon't judge me too harshly guys. I'm not done with it yet, but I thought it might make you guys laugh.
HEY YOU
YEAH YOU.The one with the
KEYBOARD
&
DO YOU HAVE
GRATUITUS
amounts of
SEX APPEAL?
Of course you don't. You don't have
THESE.
No, not those.
THESE.
SWEET FATHER OF FORNICATION.
LOOK at those SEXY RED CAPS OF SEXINESS.
HOW SEXY ARE THEY?
According to an ancient Japanese legend, they're illegal in 55 states in the USofmotherfuckingA, and possession of such runes is
PUNISHABLE by DEATH
by the smothering of a
10,000-VIRGIN ORGY.
WOMEN'S CLOTHES
will instantly be set ablaze due to their
H~O~T F~L~A~S~H~E~S
Wait, did I say hot flashes?
I meant
POWER SURGES!
I AM FORCED TO DEAL with this UNBEARABLE BURDEN.
For I have come to acquire them
BUT THIS GIFT CAN BE YOURS.
For the next 8,760 hours, these will be up for sale for you to OWN, POSSESS, and ACQUIRE.
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Originally posted by MommysLittleMonster View PostDon't judge me too harshly guys. I'm not done with it yet, but I thought it might make you guys laugh.
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