Pet Peeves & Things That Annoy You Thread

[MommysLittleMonster]

This is basically a cut-and-paste of a status I had on Facebook earlier last week.

Dear people who leave shopping carts in parking lots,

Do you care so little about your fellow shoppers, that you cannot be bothered to waddle that extra 10 feet to the cart return? Are you the type of person who relishes in all the door dings, dents, and gauges in your econobox's multi-gloss paint? Nothing is more infuriating than a cart pressed up against my fender like a deranged house cat brushing my leg. The only thing that surpasses that, is turning to pull into a parking spot, only to stop half-way because there's a cart halfway up the curb, just lying there like a gut-shot gazelle.

Feel free to shop from home from now on, you inconsiderate simpletons.

Sincerely,

-People who care about their vehicles

[CrackerTeg]

This is basically a cut-and-paste of a status I had on Facebook earlier last week.

I'm copying this one.

[DragginWagon]

I **** it when i go to leave for work in the morning, and its raining, and I have a bunch of shit caught under my wiper blades.

[Jlyons617]

People that use "Another....." in their build threads.
People that use self checkout and then realize 10% of the way in that they have no clue how to actually use self checkout.

[SheaMoose]

1. People who tailgate.

I hateeee this soo much.

I get tailgated a lot in my diesel because it's slow.
That is until I pour some black smoke on them, then they back off.

[ThatGuyWithACamera]

oh god where do i start


Terrible drivers. specifically soccer moms who are texting/doing makeup/disciplining little shits/etc. and teenage girl drivers. I see it all numerous times every day with the soccer moms weaving through traffic and not maintaining a constant speed, and teenage girls especially because they do all the same thing that the soccer moms do, but to a MUCH larger scale. The other day AS I was turning left into my driveway as the idiot teenage girl who lives down the street from me tried to PASS me ON THE LEFT. I'm not trying to be sexist, but from my observations on the road those are the types of people who should not own drivers licenses.

I also **** it when people can't understand what I'm saying and I am speaking clearly.

I **** it when people touch me, unless it's something mutual like a handshake.

I **** people who argue and who are ignorant. It's impossible to make them listen because they think they know everything there is, when in fact they know nothing.

I **** people who blatantly copy your fashion, opinions, music taste, basically everything about you. It makes that person look superficial and makes me feel uncomfortable.

Stuck-up, ungrateful, spoiled people. "Oh my god it's WAY too cold in here." "OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THAT SMELL?! I CAN'T STAND IT." Oh, I always throw my trash in other people's stuff." No, just stop it. You have been called out for being a little shit way too much, it's time for a reality check.

[DER E30]

People who merge on the freeway going FAR too slow! Like 15mph slower than traffic! Isn't the on ramp the place to "pin it to win it?" Merge faster dang it! You people are holding the rest of us up and are the reason why the far right lane slows to a crawl!

[MommysLittleMonster]

These fucking bitstrips on facebook is enough to make me want to kill someone.

[coconutt]

These fucking bitstrips on facebook is enough to make me want to kill someone.

[CrackerTeg]

These fucking bitstrips on facebook is enough to make me want to kill someone.

This. Its fucking annoying as all hell to see the shit popping up lately.

[MommysLittleMonster]

As if I didn't care enough to hear the stupid antics you do that only you and your friend cares about, now I have to see a poorly made cartoon which I have no ability to relate to.

[SuperMegaDeathRay]

like most of you and like "der e30" recently posted in here...i **** people touching my car...

after finishing work today arriving my car in the lot i wasn't able to open my car because one stupid cunt put something (piece of paper or similar) into my keyhole...after almost 20 minutes of picking in it and still not getting the stuff out i pushed my key into the hole with some force...disrespectful cunts...if i'll catch someone in the act doing anything disrespectful to my car, i'll just disrespectfully cut off his fucking hands...

and i **** it when pedestrians use pedestrian crossings with lights which will only turn on if they push the button...it's ok...but it's not ok to push the button and cross when your lights are still red while mine will turn red and make me need to stop for nothing...do you guys really want to annoy me with this shit...next time i'll ingore you crossing the street like you ignore the red lights...

[MommysLittleMonster]

There's an older gentleman that sits near my office, he's 3 doors down.

Every morning. Every single fucking morning, he sits at his desk and makes a half-ass attempt to clear his throat.

Every 10 seconds.

For over an hour.


Go to the backroom and hack it up, or cut the fucking shit.

[SuperMegaDeathRay]

^ewww,,,,step up to his desk stick your finger in your throat and puke on his desk...i bet he won't ever do it again...

[sleeps]

...3 doors down...

I love that track!




Also, bruno mars.