How to get back at someone...

[FluidMotorUnion]

Id prefer spiders over roaches any day. But centipedes are the FUCKIGN WORST imo. ugh gross

Yeah, but centipedes are slow and easy to kill, and spiders will reproduce at a decently rapid pace, but they're little more than a nuisance that creates webs and eats other bugs.

Now cockroaches, on the other hand, have been around since the dinosaurs and are EXTREMELY hard to clear out of a house once they've entered. The reproductive rate of cockroaches varies by temperature, but is usually around 40 days. In three months, that's a whole shitload of roaches hell bent on getting into your food, your bathrooms, and everywhere.

[smoky0937]

we have these at school and there fucking lightning fast and there guts stain anything. grossest bug I've ever seen irl.

[Ollie]

Yeah, but centipedes are slow and easy to kill, and spiders will reproduce at a decently rapid pace, but they're little more than a nuisance that creates webs and eats other bugs.

Now cockroaches, on the other hand, have been around since the dinosaurs and are EXTREMELY hard to clear out of a house once they've entered. The reproductive rate of cockroaches varies by temperature, but is usually around 40 days. In three months, that's a whole shitload of roaches hell bent on getting into your food, your bathrooms, and everywhere.

I agree roaches are the way to go


I just have an insane irrational fear of centipedes cause when I was little my brother told me they will crawl into my ears when Im sleeping and eat my brain. The thought still bothers the fuck out of me.

[Kielan]

We all have childish fears, but fuck that, I still don't any of that shit near me no matter how "irrational" my fear is.

Cockroaches are probably the way to go. Make sure they are the big Madagascar ones.

[FluidMotorUnion]

The hissing ones.

BTW, that picture of the centipede has given me motivation to get out of my chair, find out where you live, and hunt you down, Dennis and Mac style.

[smoky0937]

Don't tea bag me bro.

[Kielan]

The hissing ones.

BTW, that picture of the centipede has given me motivation to get out of my chair, find out where you live, and hunt you down, Dennis and Mac style.

This.

[smoky0937]

3 times this past school year, I've opened the shower curtain, butt ass naked, and one of those is staring at me eye level.

[Kielan]

Time for a new school. Fuck that shit.

[Bracknaphobia]

Fuck that centipede. My toes curled when I looked at that.

Here's what you do - have some sort of drink delivered to her somehow, and put visene in it. You know, the eyedrops. A squeeze of that in any drink will have anyone promptly shitting their brains out. Do this often, and eventually she'll go to the doctor to have it checked out, thus costing time and money.

[FluidMotorUnion]

Fuck that centipede. My toes curled when I looked at that.

Here's what you do - have some sort of drink delivered to her somehow, and put visene in it. You know, the eyedrops. A squeeze of that in any drink will have anyone promptly shitting their brains out. Do this often, and eventually she'll go to the doctor to have it checked out, thus costing time and money.

AND raising her insurance rates for pointless visits! It's a long-term fuckover! I like it.

[Ollie]

The hissing ones.

BTW, that picture of the centipede has given me motivation to get out of my chair, find out where you live, and hunt you down, Dennis and Mac style.

I went on a manhunt once. I just got back from Nam and I was hitchhiking through Oregon. Next thing I know there's a bunch of cops chasing after me throug the woods. I had to take em all out, it was a bloodbath.

[Bracknaphobia]

I overlooked the insurance bit! We should all start some sort of lucrative diabolical revenge business.

[StatusRacing]

Yeah, but centipedes are slow and easy to kill, and spiders will reproduce at a decently rapid pace, but they're little more than a nuisance that creates webs and eats other bugs.

Now cockroaches, on the other hand, have been around since the dinosaurs and are EXTREMELY hard to clear out of a house once they've entered. The reproductive rate of cockroaches varies by temperature, but is usually around 40 days. In three months, that's a whole shitload of roaches hell bent on getting into your food, your bathrooms, and everywhere.

Your knowledge of cockroaches is... intriguing

I went on a manhunt once. I just got back from Nam and I was hitchhiking through Oregon. Next thing I know there's a bunch of cops chasing after me throug the woods. I had to take em all out, it was a bloodbath.

I see what you did there!

[FluidMotorUnion]

I went on a manhunt once. I just got back from Nam and I was hitchhiking through Oregon. Next thing I know there's a bunch of cops chasing after me throug the woods. I had to take em all out, it was a bloodbath.

THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD!!!

Your knowledge of cockroaches is... intriguing

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