Funny Things People Have Said or Done Because Your Car is Too Low

[Dr.AK]

When I got out, this kid gets out of his Jetta and runs over yelling, "Dude, dude you were throwing sparks everywhere!"

That just means your car drives LIKE A BOSS.

[Ollie]

I get "your car is on fire" a lot. Apparently sparks = fire for a lot of people.

[stig]

Friend thought my stock Saab 9000 Aero was really low.

The look on his face when I showed him this....

[benz88]

Cop: Good evening sir, do you know why i pulled you over?
Me: No idea Officer
Cop: You switched lanes infront of me and sprayed my car with sparks!
Me: I Did?
Cop: Yea, Whats all done to your car?
Me: It's stock
Cop: No, Its obviously not stock.
Me: Officer, Its stock!
Cop: So your telling me a car this low and with those tiny wheels is stock?
Me: Well besides the damn wheels its stock.
Cop: Hold on a minute

Fastforward 5 minutes..

Cop #2: Alright, You ticked my partner off, Your car seems to need new shocks.
Me: I know, they're getting replaced in the next week or 2.
Cop #2: Replace them tomorrow, your lucky im giving you a warning. I should tow your car right now.
Me: Thank you officer
Cop #2 : Have a good night

[FrancoGT1]

" its so hard to get out of your car" Some bitch i went out on a date with lol

[pkemichick]

guy drove next to me for a good 2 miles, glancing at my car every few seconds with a very worried look on his face. we finally stopped at a light and he rolled down his window.
"I really dont think you should be driving, your cars making a terrible grinding kind of noise! I think somethings dragging!"
I just looked out my window towards the front of my car and replied with "yeah that happens."
the look on his face when he noticed how low it was, was priceless.

[jared1988]

driving my buddys accord, its lowered but not real low (hes into track and functionality and crap) but with full lock is rubs and...
wife: WHAT WAS THAT?!
me: its ok, tires rubbing the fenders. its a good thing, it means im doing it right
wife:

[skrapez]

I caused a woman to give premature birth

[410CrewDubber]

I caused a woman to give premature birth

please explain haha

[Art[of]Fitment]

haha this is hilarious, my cars not even super low and i get the speedbump comments all the time, and one time my girlfriends dad was gonna ride with me somewhere and as he got in he goes "my testicles are gonna feel like theyre dragging the ground arent they?" Haha. that was my shining moment.

[radiokilla]

I was driving my brother and a friend in my car going low and slow (my coilovers are maxed out so the dampening is set to zero) all I got were complaints about how bumpy the ride was and why we had to circle the parking lot to get a parking space when there were plenty of spaces in the parking lot but the angle was too steep without boards. lol.

[omex_uk]

I always get "why would you do that to your car?" and "why do you make it so impractical that you can't drive it?" when I tell my mate (who doesn't have a car) I don't want to take him to a certain placed because of the hench speed bumps. My answers always the same, "well you could always get a car."

I took this girl down a pub the other night for a nice chilled night and bottomed out my chassis rails for about 3 feet on the way in (silly steep ramps). She looked proper surprised and said "what the hell was that?" my response was simple, "that love, was the sound of awesomeness"

[Dr.AK]

"that love, was the sound of awesomeness"

A few days back I was at a E36 only meet (although I was only riding passenger) from a german message board. I was directing the cars for setting up a group photo and then I stopped and stared. And suddenly I cursed "Why the fuck are those goddamn cars all so high?!".

Two other guys who like it low as well started chuckling, the rest looked at me like I was nuts and started complaining that the cars were indeed lowered.


Fuck those 60/40 pansies.

[P78]

^ lol

once borrowed the car of my ex's father to go skiing (dumped car and snowchains don't work together unless you are a bus)

when we got back from skitrip
he charged me money for his bus trips

he got stuck driving the car (apparantly the whole neighbourhood had to help him drive the car back in the garage) the first time he used it, and took the bus for the rest of the week)

[HarryCWB]

"Something is very wrong with your car. The wheels are about to fall!"

"Your car is rubbing so much your tires have no sidewalls anymore. That's why it's looking like this / \ "

Cop: Yea, Whats all done to your car?
Me: It's stock
Cop: No, Its obviously not stock.
Me: Officer, Its stock!
Cop: So your telling me a car this low and with those tiny wheels is stock?
Me: Well besides the damn wheels its stock.
Cop: Hold on a minute

LMAO!