Funny Things People Have Said or Done Because Your Car is Too Low

[DutchStance]

Sometimes when i park next to the curb, the front passenger gets their leg caught in the gutter haha. Always gives me lols

Or that the door wont open cuz its hitting the curb. Happened to me with MKII golf...

[s2k-13]

My car gets called cute. Fail.

i used to get that all the time in my s.....

[elusiveone]

Sometimes when i park next to the curb, the front passenger gets their leg caught in the gutter haha. Always gives me lols

[Kouki]

Rolled up to the gas station not even 10 minutes ago and dude stops next to me
"Rear wheels not lookin too good brother!" (old hippie dude)
"Nah is supposed to be like that"

[səˈprēm]

"why?"

[NewNoise]

So i was chillin in the backseat of my friends 94 accord sedan, on coilovers and 15" winter wheels, his girlfriend riding shotgun. Hit a bump in around 50mph, felt like i got butt-raped. His gfs like "what the fuck was that?" and he replied: "that was my exhaust pipe"

Impact split it in two, found it lying in the weeds when we backed up. Good thing he got rid of that riceass tailpipe

Edit: slightly of-topic, but i guess this goes.

[Kouki]

Roll up to tire shops to get tires put on my rims (that I already have off the car) and just get weird looks and the guys freaking out about how I need an alignment. The manager even said "So what can I NOT do to your car today"

Got stopped by a random guy asking me if my wheels are supposed to be sideways.

A friend of mines buddy saw my car for the first time and said "So im driving and I hear something scrape on a dip and I turn to look and ITS A FUCKING GALANT?!!?"

All you guys talking about girls not liking the stiff coils or ride height, must suck, my girl has an SR'd 240 on coils =]

[Eric M]

My car was hit so the insurance adjuster came. Steps out of his car, looks at my car, bends down to look at the splitters then asks "Sooo, how the hell do you drive this thing?"

[Mexican fast]

Haha these are great...my car gets called cute >

[DriftGirl]

I took this girl down a pub the other night for a nice chilled night and bottomed out my chassis rails for about 3 feet on the way in (silly steep ramps). She looked proper surprised and said "what the hell was that?" my response was simple, "that love, was the sound of awesomeness"

[robcouzens]

I took this girl down a pub the other night for a nice chilled night and bottomed out my chassis rails for about 3 feet on the way in (silly steep ramps). She looked proper surprised and said "what the hell was that?" my response was simple, "that love, was the sound of awesomeness"

HAHA thats brilliant!


I pulled into a road once and a police car was at the give way so I had to turn the corner tighter so the tyre rubbed on the fender....they spun round and pulled me over.

them "your car made a strange noise"
me "yea it does that on tight corners"

them "how do you go over speed bumps"
me "i dont "

them "I dont think thats legal. It won't pass an MOT"
me "it will"

Also took it for a service at BMW and they advise all things that are broken at same time.
"Broken Gearbox Mounts (due to car being so low)"

[Nicolaus Pro]

Only women do that. I make sure to say please mind the curb whenever there is a possibility of that happening.

[eskimopunk]

Parked up in the Loop, passenger opens the door without thinking smashing it into the curb. All i got was "oops", and then she climbed out my side.

Fuckin' women. My gf did that probably 3 times. And that was before coilovers lol.

Parked up in the Loop, passenger opens the door without thinking smashing it into the curb. All i got was "oops", and then she climbed out my side.

Aye.

That happened a lot.

[BenL]

Parked up in the Loop, passenger opens the door without thinking smashing it into the curb. All i got was "oops", and then she climbed out my side.