Originally posted by [phoenx]
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My story of the day: I drove to work today, where the road comes to an abrupt crown. Basially, the road isn't level or flat- it's like a giant "arch" shape. If you stay on either side it's okay, passing is not an option.
There was a moving company moving some shit out of someone's house and they were parked into the shoulder, so cars were moving over to give them room. I saw this, grinned, and proceeded to move sloooooooowwwwwwwwlllllyyyyyyyyy into the center of the road. What started out as innocent "ping-ping-tink-ping" turned into "CRRTTTTCHCHCHHHRHCHHCHCHHRHRHHHHLDSAKJFLAO3U098243 IRT984W6U" as I went past. Every single mover and otherwise stopped what they were doing, panicked, and tried to get as far away from the road as possible. By the time I passed, every single person was looking at the sparks coming out from under my car, and the 20-foot gouges in the road from my exhaust and scrape bar.
Pulled away while blasting Nightmares On Wax like a boss.



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