Neck Breakin' Stories

[drift55]

^^^^Winning!!

[K-Soup]

A couple of years ago I had a mercedes on air suspension and it was fully jacked right up. Anyway I was at a set of lights in the main shopping district so there were like 20 people waiting to cross the road. One cool guy who was standing waiting thought he was the man and decided to say to me "haha your wheels are way too small for your car!" (he didnt know it was bagged) I replied: "Na they sit just perfect actually" he told me I needed to lower it cos it looked shit, in which I replied once more "Ok." .. Flicked a switch to lay frame and drove off like a boss. His face was like this:

[Minuki]

I get a lot of looks in my car because it has HIDS, but then they realise it's a shit Subaru Juty with a hole in the exhaust...

[mohsen]

Was st the beach, parked on the esplanade mirin the 10second VLs when a guy walking past is staring and then walks into a pole, also got beached in my old schools drive way when I was visiting.

[Snappy]

Driving my car through a trendy bar section of town in the summertime during twilight, maybe quarter to ten. I have a pretty girl in the passenger seat, my friend is in the back wearing a stormtrooper mask, and I come flying out of a tunnel around 8k rpm. This college kid stares at my car as I stop at the light, and keeps staring for a good 20 seconds. Finally, he trips over a slab of pavement and falls flat on his face. I start driving away and he gives me a thumbs-up and an embarrassed grin. Lolz were had by all.

[JaaPee]

Lol omg, i get to school around 3( parking lot thins out i have like a circle of empty spots around me) to get scantrons for some midterms. As im walking back with my girl, i see a girl and a guy walking in the direction of my car, and i already notice this dude is eying it, so we slow our pace down to see what he does. He walks past the rear to the driverside, then back around to the passenger side and yells to his girl," NOW THATS HELLAFLUSH!! YOU SEE THAT ?!?"and we start laughing so hard omg easily the most hilarious neckbreaking moment for me haha.

I used to do that to your car all the time.

[on1wheel06]

Lol omg, i get to school around 3( parking lot thins out i have like a circle of empty spots around me) to get scantrons for some midterms. As im walking back with my girl, i see a girl and a guy walking in the direction of my car, and i already notice this dude is eying it, so we slow our pace down to see what he does. He walks past the rear to the driverside, then back around to the passenger side and yells to his girl," NOW THATS HELLAFLUSH!! YOU SEE THAT ?!?"and we start laughing so hard omg easily the most hilarious neckbreaking moment for me haha.

what school you go to?

most recent one is when i was at a stop light and this 2-3y/o in a stroller just stared and smiled.

[Jamil]

Lol omg, i get to school around 3( parking lot thins out i have like a circle of empty spots around me) to get scantrons for some midterms. As im walking back with my girl, i see a girl and a guy walking in the direction of my car, and i already notice this dude is eying it, so we slow our pace down to see what he does. He walks past the rear to the driverside, then back around to the passenger side and yells to his girl," NOW THATS HELLAFLUSH!! YOU SEE THAT ?!?"and we start laughing so hard omg easily the most hilarious neckbreaking moment for me haha.

[Zayan]

If you've never driven without a hood, and have a clean engine bay- do it.

If it wasn't so damn illegal I would try... call me a pussy.

[MommysLittleMonster]

I don't feel like typing out a story, so I'll leave this.



Pulled into school last semester, parked the car, and saw this guy walk up take a photo, and give me a thumbs up walking away. I lol'd.


Also, I had to drive my car hoodless to work (~40 minutes away through heavy traffic) because I was picking up a carbon fiber hood when I got out. I lost count of how many people swerved in their lane when I pulled along side them. This was when I only had a Hytech header, cat, 2" of pipe, and a straight-through resonator. Ah... fond memories.





If you've never driven without a hood, and have a clean engine bay- do it.

[Khalil]

I'll let Kielan explain the day at State College

[Dr.AK]

All of the kids love my car. I had a little boy walking down the street stop from walking drop his jaw along with his lollipop on the ground and just stared at my car pass by.
I feel like pedobear even though I'm still a minor.

Roughly two weeks ago, we (I and a few other E36 drivers) met up to 'celebrate' the end of the season, with a small trip to a few local sights and stuff.

Drove a short part on the Autobahn, going slowly in the right lane, my Touring on the BBS leading the pack. Suddenly a slammed E30 'vert on some wide RHs comes flying up besides us, two guys in their thirties inside, both absolutely grinning and looking at our line of E36s. As they pass my Touring, the passengers eyes get impossibly wide, he opens the window and throws out a thumbs up. Felt good. And I returned a thumbs up, since that E30 was hot.

And a short while later, we're passing through a small town. A street, where everyone parks at the side of the road... some guy is unloading his groceries from his car. He hears the loud exhausts from some of our group, turns around, stares at my Touring slack jawed and actually drops some of his groceries on the ground

[Zayan]

I get pictures on the freeway quite often.
I find some of the videos/pictures people take of my car on the city streets/freeway on Tumblr sometimes lol.
All of the kids love my car. I had a little boy walking down the street stop from walking drop his jaw along with his lollipop on the ground and just stared at my car pass by.
I feel like pedobear even though I'm still a minor.

[drift55]

i got to take my aunt's yellow Lamborghini Diablo to school. ever neck snapped when i slapped those doors open.

[EvilIntentions]

I'll play given that this has been resurrected...

My girlfriend is riding her big motor, open header hayabusa home from lunch with me one afternoon. I get a call about 20 minutes later, assuming it's her letting me know that she got home fine. Instead, I answer and she's hyped. She was stopped making a left turn on this tiny two lane road. The guy driving the F350 in the opposite lane was paying so much attention to her rather than the road that he managed to run into the dump truck that was stopped in his lane at 35 mph! She wasn't hurt, because he had driven past her and was still looking. Thankfully, not a literal broken neck.

It's not the first time we've caused a fender bender, but definitely a first for a full speed accident.