Guys working out....

[schroedin]

Negatory. And I can prove why

-I am a virgin
-I have over 2TB of porn
-I have 4 level 70 characters
-I placed thirs in the special olypmics 300 meter
-I can eat more ihop then you
-My mom packs my lunch
-I dont own a car
-My penis is 2 1/2 inches
-I am psychic
-I know all the words to every song on rock band 1 AND 2
-I have 6 cats
-I can speak elven
-I love dr thunder
-I have never broken a strobe
-I have a rusted shed
-I have a wheel barrow with white walls
-I stick my finger in my bum and smell it
-Get like me

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