Post something you know because of your job, that we DON'T know.

[Stolzy]

Dude that is 100% true, where do you valet at?

I valet at the W hotel here directly on the beach with ferraris, lambos, porsches, astons etc. rolling through all day and I get better tips from the 55 year old lady in the 1999 toyota corolla than the multi-millionaire in the maserati. But I guess thats why he's a millionaire and the good tipper isnt

ha i like the way you look at it like that. I also valet at a hotel, its called the heathman, nice hotel in a great area. most of my tippers also come from the older folks haha.

[residentevol]

If I told you I would have to kill you..

But here are a few tips. Hydrazine is an inorganic chemical compound with the formula N2H4. Hydrazine is highly toxic and dangerously unstable.

Here is a quick and dirty its used in space shuttles as fuel in a near 100% form and I deal with what is called H-70 a dilluted version water/hydrazine. We respond to emergencies when it gets spilled and we have to wear what looks like the suits from ET to clean it up. Supposedly if you get exposed to it you pretty much just ate a cancer sandwich and I have taken a nice gulping breath of some of its vapor so I'll see how that works out for me in a few years.

Dont be a fuel systems repair mechanic if your joining the Air force ladies and gentlemen.

[Ms. Tasty]

The VW Tech line can be a complete waste of time to contact at times. Then again the whole idea of diagnosing a car over the phone is ridiculous.

[PMcD]

Some simple facts, a four inch nail going into your foot, will come out the top, but the shit doesn't hurt! And if you throw someone into a wall with half inch drywall, they do go through.

Sorry I don;t have stories about fucking with peoples food, oh well.

[SSRmark5]

How does a nail going through your foot not hurt?

[RedE46Bimmer]

There are cockroaches the size of Monopoly money in the men's employee bathroom at Kmart in Wilmington.

They are ferocious.

[WhiteStripes]

In the year of being an Asst. Manager for a pizza place, I can honestly say I never fucked with anyone's food intentionally. Only once was one guy a huuuge asshole and I dropped the pan with his buffalo wings in it on accident so instead of have him fucking bitch at me some more I just picked them up off the floor and put them in the box.

However, we did have a guy actually mushroom stamp someone's cheese bread, and also one of the store couples fucked in the walk in fridge.

If you go to a hotel dressed relatively nicely and act like you belong there, you can go into pretty much all the employee areas. If anyone asks tell them you are new and looking for HR. Four Seasons are the only place that this can get a little tricky. Generally though hotels have large staffs and most departments aren't familiar with the other ones employees so you can just play it off like you work in Ballroom, A/V, In Suite Dining, etc etc.

[brosef1848]

to forge a 4 inch wide 1 inch thick steel tube flange it takes a 2500 ton press and 2100 degree cut of steel, but that is just the basics

Knew that and sorry I am not allowed to discuss details of my job except that it involves very heavy wheeled vehicles.

[woody89]

I know how your packages get shipped.

[Geee_Arrr]

A Surgeon will stop in the middle of surgery to watch a World Cup game

[320icar]

instant lube places are fairly well priced, at least if you get the basic oil and filter package. but absolutely ass-rape you for stupid things (like the in cabin air filter for your a/c, they will charge over $100 or you could go to canadian tire and pick it up for $22)

if a boss says you can't discuss pay with other employee's, that means your getting the shitty end of the stick (6.50 an hour vs 21.00 an hour for the other guy doing the same job as me) (my first job in highschool, so a long time ago)

driving a forklift takes a while to get used to, but is really fun (and you can boss people around)

try your best to not date a co-worker! and even moreso, dont fuck a bunch of them and then let them find out on their own.... yeah...

a 'bulk food warehouse store' i work at doesn't have much of a mouse problem. but birds flying through the warehouse, thats a different story

and my personal motto at work is

"I don't get paid enough to deal with that shit."