Post something you know because of your job, that we DON'T know.

[L31]

Jamba Juice:

Drinks are shitty for you, some have like 2,400 calories.
Do not get the wheatgrass, unless you like yours served up 'dirty hippie' style and full of ashes.
Do not consume anything you order if you come in within 10 minutes of me closing the store.
Do not give your drink back to me and complain about it, and demand me to 'fix it', trust me it's better before you give it to me than it is when I give it back to you.
A bottle of Malibu Rum makes just about any Jamba Juice smoothie taste better.
The "Baked Goods" . . I won't even go there.

I worked there a couple years ago so things may have changed, but I sure do doubt it.

[jpod999]

Driving a forklift is a lot easier than it looks and actually pretty fun.
Old men with beards are grumpier than non-bearded old men.
Customers who don't tell us what to mask off on their parts may get upset when you powdercoat something that shouldn't have been.
Illegal immigrants are way cooler than the white guys in the front office.

[LewyS14a]

The more you get payed the easier your job !

[schroedin]

Old women need ice in order to play golf. It's a fact.

[S99]

Having a steel shop next to where you work and knowing the guys that work there is the greatest thing in the world.

[B Rod]

Neodymium 50, or ND50, is stronger than ND48 and below, but has a lower coercivity. Permanent magnet speak.

[BreakMyWallet]

my work hires 100% on looks. (hollister in valencia)

[Travis]

I work at Fred Meyers. Therefore I know nothing.

[ollycarbs]

i know that the luxury sunglasses sold for 400$ in shops are sold out of the manufactory i worked for, for about 20$ for the most expensive models.

When you are 24yo and working in a design school, it is the place to be in Spring/summer, girls are so cool with the cool weather and the "friendship" it comes with...

working for a school as not well paid!

[Mr.Automoto]

I knew about the new 5.0 engine for the Mustng a few years ago, know that if you buy a 6.0L diesel your crazy and also know the Focus RS maybe coming to the U.S finally.

[rev. longride]

If you can get a job working production support in an IT dept you do absolutely nothing. You sit online all day and wait for someone's system to have a problem. When it does you identify if it's a user error or actual system issue and either tell the user what they did wrong or forward it to a developer and then tell the user when it's fixed. You get paid 2-3X what any help desk person does and only actually work (I use that term very loosely) maybe 30mins a day. Take today I've made 1 phone call and sent 3 emails...it's Monday, my "busy" day, lol

Caution, it's very mind numbing.

IT contractors get paid more than full time staff as well. True you only have a stable job for 6-18months but there are plenty of headhunters and staffing firms that have mad jobs waiting for you.

[aar0n.]

^
How do I get one of those jobs? Sounds like what I do (sit in front of a computer on the internet all day) but with better pay lol

Back on topic, the Forex currency market somehow knows exactly where traders set their stop orders and goes one point past that price before heading way back in the other direction the way you wanted the trade to go, effectively costing you a lot of money. Happens allllll the time lol

[Sparks Fails]

Great insight guys, keep it coming.

[Rhynolite]

Most small subscription-based B2B businesses have no idea when they billed you or for how much and have to dig all your records up every time they suspect you owe them money.

And then hire people to make them invoicing systems (cough)

[Dave_The_BMXER]

I could properly set up your ski's for your height and weight, but only if they are no more than 8 or so years old.

Community server is a pig to work with.