Post something you know because of your job, that we DON'T know.

[Sparks Fails]

Title explains it all, stolen from BFC.OT.


I haven't really worked at very many places(I'm 18)

But....

I realized that Lesbian managers will throw your food on the ground, bring it to the bathroom, stomp and spit on it, and then sell it back to you(Tacobell/KFC)

Delivering Pizza's is one of the easiest jobs out there, and makes good money in nice suburban neighborhoods.




Go.

[Tuck&Poke]

The .08 legal driving limit of achohol is more circumstantial than people think. Sure you can drive like that, but if you get into an accident at or under the level, chances are you will get fucked by the long arm of a lawyer.

[Ray-Ray]

Sorry but its all secret spy shit.

[Gator]

since I have no job and my day consists of surfing the web, i know that you stole this thread from bimmerforums

[Uyles]

Working at theme parks sucks fat dick.

[wheelfetish]

For the first time in my life, you made me not want taco bell. Thanks.

I learned that the dealers at Acura actually believe that they're cars are just as good if not better then a BMW.

If you come in to a restaurant 10mins before closing and order, your food WILL get fucked it.

You can take 1 hour and 12 mins in the bathroom for the managers at my local Giant food store before they start looking for you. Anytime before that, your safe to do whatever.

The movie "waiting" is 100% accurate

[airkooled]

Selling auto parts is a monoply........

[RedE46Bimmer]

Statistically, the most likely people to commit larceny are middle aged white women.

[Stolzy]

hmm. start valet on Monday!

im gonna learn maannyy great things.

[Burn535i]

to forge a 4 inch wide 1 inch thick steel tube flange it takes a 2500 ton press and 2100 degree cut of steel, but that is just the basics

[Sparks Fails]

since I have no job and my day consists of surfing the web, i know that you stole this thread from bimmerforums

well, since I have a job and my day consists of about 1 hour of surfing the web, i know that I stole this thread from bimmerforums, and I also know you don't read the first post, because I mentioned it in there.

[Bracknaphobia]

The donations for "big brothers and big sisters" at arbys actually go toward the district managers trip to vegas.

[Kielan]

Just when you think the next person you deliver too couldn't be more of a douche than the last, they are.

[Dr.AK]

There really are men out there who use pictures of themselves sucking some other dudes salami as their desktop background.

[vdubkid]

cole you had better egg that guy's car and tp his house. then get him fired.

I learned that the parts guys at dealerships are even worse than IT guys. They think they're the biggest dick in the building because everyone has to come to them for something.

Oh and one would think that an office full of like-minded young democrats working to get a dude elected governor would be a place of new ideas, friendship, and a spirit of camaraderie. But nope, it's a cess pool of shit talking, back stabbing, and general just being negative.