help me find a company name (winner gets a special privilege)

[chev_chelios]

help a brother out.

i have something in the works that has nothing to do really with me making any money ever (so i won't be robbing anyone of an idea you can't use later) and i need a name. i am completely taped out for originality at the moment probably due to actually trying to think about one.

just post up something you would name a company that is funny, cool, or whatever for consideration and if i choose what you posted, you'll get some sort of exclusiveness when this goes full blown in a few days. it's not a website or blog or anything and i don't really want to give away what it is till it's up and running.

here's the only hint: you will all be able to enjoy it for free.

so begin NOW

[globalsunset]

Um, a little hint on what it's about?

[.:Heather:.]

yea you have to give us something to work off of

[Average_Jerk]

yea, give us something so we can come up with related names

[Puma]

Messing with your username and sig a bit, and integrating some British slang...

"ChavPoke"

In case you're wondering what a Chav is...

Emerging British subculture which is quickly becoming an epidemic. Chavs can be found the length and breadth of the country, hanging around any junk food outlet, off licence or just hanging around the streets, where they pass the time by vandalising property, drinking cheap cider, shouting abuse at passers by and terrorising old people.

Appearance: Chavs have a strict dress code. Designer labels are everything, although knocked off/fake items are almost de-rigeur. Typically, the male chav will wear a Nickelson or Schott hooded top, baggy tracksuit trousers, white designer trainers, and a baseball cap by burberry or Nike. The female chav (chavette) will have peroxide blonde hair scrunched so tight into a pony tail with colourful scrunchies that her forehead stretches. She will wear a dark blue tracksuit with white stripes, an enormous puffa jacket, hoop earrings, and white trainers. Female chavs are forbidden from wearing socks, and all chavs must wear as much fake gold jewellery as they can fit on their bodies. Mobiles are an added status symbol, and when equipped, the chav must shout into it in the most anti-social way possible, using at least one expletive and the word "innit" per second. Every other word in between should be unrecognisable to non-chavs.

Cars: Typically the Vauxhall Nova, but could include Ford Escort/Orion, Vauxhall Astra, and for chavs with "bling", even a totally shagged 3 series BMW. Whatever the type of car, it must have a spoiler shaped plank of MDF nailed to the back, 20" alloy wheels which rub on the wheel arches over every bump, a badly fitted bodykit (extra points for being able to see EXACTLY where the car ends and bodykit starts), a lairy paint job with runs in it, exhaust pipes the size of the space shuttle's booster nozzles, and blue LED's on the washer jets. Neon undercar lighting is also desirable.

Attitude: The chav's attitude depends heavily on the number of mates backing him up. If he's on his own, he'll skulk along anonymously. In numbers, he'll challenge anyone to anything.

[Effin' Euro]

umm
honda
adidas
apple
redbull

just some random names that come to mind...

[Average_Jerk]

umm
honda
adidas
apple
redbull

just some random names that come to mind...

redbull. good call. thats an instant winner

[Iscrape]

yea you have to give us something to work off of

yea, give us something so we can come up with related names

^^this

[Anonymoose]

"Freeshh"


Using Free and Shit, said either way, fresh or free shh*. That's all I got right now need more details

[.:Heather:.]

or at least give us the what type a business it is (ex: sign company, tshirts, auto shop)

[RBSileighty]

Click HERE and have fun

[chev_chelios]

can't say what it is but i guess it'll be something i won't like but change later as i have to enter a name now

no biggie, will post a link when i launch it

[JSanders]

Rawdog

iPWN

E-merican Pride

IDK

[JSanders]

Stancedorks

[Atlantian]

Kinda like how GTA makes fake brands that super closely resembles real brands/logos?

How about copying the Honda logo but replace that with "Bondo"?

Starbucks with a BBS RS incorperated into it and it says "MyCarTucks"?

I would make the logos up in PS, but my copy of CS4 won't run on my Windows 7 starter OS.