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[Drama]

Funny story, dont think I told it in here yet. so theres this cute spanish chick that works at maccas by my work. I see her every saturday morning when I get my breakfast. shes usually as hung over as I am lol. anyways. the other weekend i went in

me - can I get a #7
her - coffee?
me - yea, a large with 2 cream
her - no.
me - seriously. do it
her - haha ok

time passes

her - heres your food aaaaaan heres your fucking coffee
me -

Did she just pull some sort of Dave?

[Drama]

if you eat my table, I'll punch you in the dick

Too late. You can haz my table though.

[Average_Jerk]

Did she just pull some sort of Dave?

mind was blown. I was speechless. I just said thanks and left. i didnt know if it really happened of if I was really losing my mind and halucinating

[Khalil]

[font="impact"][size=7]Funny story, dont think I told it in here yet.

She wants your dick

[jasonklee]

Fixed.

Fix what?

[Average_Jerk]

She wants your dick

gasp!

[mrg7243]

your dog is an attention whore and thought you were gonna leave her for a younger more attractive one. bitches are crazy like that

[jacbo]

Big font means big links, no?

[Average_Jerk]

Big font means big links, no?

no!

[Khalil]

Big font means big dicks, no?

Fixed

[jasonklee]

Big font means big links, no?

Touche n00b

[jacbo]

Oh.

[Average_Jerk]

this bitch on FB just said that when you go into surgery, stay ahead of the pain. what in the fuck does that even mean? cut yourself up a little before you go in?

[coconutt]

She wants your dick

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQOuK3Gv3jY"]Superbad - She wants to fuck me - YouTube[/ame]

[Khalil]

this bitch on FB just said that when you go into surgery, stay ahead of the pain. what in the fuck does that even mean? cut yourself up a little before you go in?

I just fucking LOL'd so hard