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  • Originally posted by smoky0937 View Post
    lol you bout to get 2
    now I have 5.

    at first I was like whys everyone being a dick and not inviting me

    IG: @_olliee

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    • for the record the chatting is fucking awesome. the emoticons (not that i use them or anything) are animated.

      edit- and theres a fucking button to have a standalone chat window. boss
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      • Can someone invite me?
        PavelKUSA@hotmail.com


        IG: PavelKostyurin

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        • fuck this, I'm going home
          Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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          • Originally posted by PavelK313 View Post
            Can someone invite me?
            PavelKUSA@hotmail.com
            sent
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            • Originally posted by smoky0937 View Post
              sent
              Thank you Sir!!!


              IG: PavelKostyurin

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              • Originally posted by PavelK313 View Post
                Thank you Sir!!!
                no probs
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                • You guys can add me if you want...

                  jdel647@gmail.com
                  Originally posted by Oxer
                  people are such stupid cunts.
                  fuck everybody.
                  Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                  listen to me carefully, go fuck yourself and never come back here again
                  Originally posted by Dudermagee
                  You're stupid.

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                  • just saw this on memebase
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                    • Just some ways you can show your special someone you're a real man:

                      1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

                      2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

                      3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

                      4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. When she says that she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

                      5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

                      6. If, I mean when, she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time later in the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Also, tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

                      7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When your g/f looks at you, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'fuck you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

                      8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can...now go make a sandwich"

                      9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

                      10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

                      11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

                      12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

                      13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

                      14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

                      15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

                      16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

                      17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

                      18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

                      19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

                      20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

                      21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

                      22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

                      23. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

                      24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

                      Discuss.

                      Long time, no see!
                      BBS Signature
                      Originally posted by da3bous
                      I want you to photoshop a giant penis down the side of my car

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                      • that was good
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                        • Originally posted by schroedin View Post
                          Just some ways you can show your special someone you're a real man:


                          7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When your g/f looks at you, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'fuck you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.


                          10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

                          These are GOLD!
                          Originally posted by Lt. Dangle
                          Are your cigars left handed, or right handed?
                          Originally posted by Kielan
                          Debatable, I sat there uncontrollably shitting for more than 20 minutes.



                          Check my Tumblr, bitches.

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                          • Originally posted by Ollie View Post
                            well my mom decided it'd cost too much for my brother and I to go and she's just going by herself, plus I work a lot and my bro is starting medical school. I was really looking forward to it too We used to go to belgium every year so eventually Ill def be making my way over there to see family. just way too much going on right now and too little funds
                            ah the funds
                            bummer in a way, been long since ur last time?
                            Floccinaucinihilipilification

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                            • someone want to invite me to google+ ? lsaurette@shaw.ca
                              Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                              he mustve enjoyed that bj.

                              i know for a fact you chubby bitches could suck the air bubbles out of a brake line

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                              • Also went to install my woodgrain wheel on my S13 and ran into this







                                I cant install it now. Fuck.
                                Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                                he mustve enjoyed that bj.

                                i know for a fact you chubby bitches could suck the air bubbles out of a brake line

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