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[Dr.AK]

I cant stop laughing.
This girl just called me and asked me for advice:
Me:Hello
Her (Crying pretty bad): Hey
Me: WTF is wrong with you?
Her: I found this guy at the bar on saturday night and it was love from first sight for both of us but he is moving to Alaska today!
Me: Did you fuck him?
Her: Yes! I felt that we had connection and thought it was right thing to do!
Me: You are dumb
Her: Fuck you!
Me: When?
She hung up the phone.

I am at work and cant stop laughing!

[Kielan]

What? But Kelly's still here. See, there's proof just two posts above you.

You're retarded. And if you were joking it wasn't funny either.

[Rírá]

I knew you were a chick.

Hey RT

fuck this shit I'm not a chick

[andybob]

I cant stop laughing.
This girl just called me and tells me this story:
Me:Hello
Her (Crying pretty bad): Hey
Me: WTF is wrong with you?
Her: I found this guy at the bar on saturday night and it was love from first sight for both of us but he is moving to Alaska today!
Me: Did you fuck him?
Her: Yes! I felt that we had connection and thought it was right thing to do!
Me: You are dumb
Her: Fuck you!
Me: When?
She hung up the phone.

I am at work and cant stop laughing!

[andybob]

fuck this shit I'm not a chick

Your sig suggests otherwise.

[PavelK313]

I seriously can't stop laughing at this!
I can't believe chicks can be that retarded!!!

[Rírá]

Your sig suggests otherwise.

your sig suggests you're a car

[Dr.AK]

You're retarded. And if you were joking it wasn't funny either.

Thank you for the nice compliments.

[PavelK313]

fuck this shit I'm not a chick

You stay in the kitchen and make sammiches.
End of story!
Now go do laundry!

[Rírá]

I stay in the kitchen and make sammiches.
End of story!
Now I go do laundry!

fixed

[PavelK313]

your sig suggests you're a car

Your signature suggests that stretching your ass doesnt hurt anymore.
You know you didnt have to go public with it!

[Kielan]

Thank you for the nice compliments.

Fuck off.

[andybob]

Dinner.

Fuck yeah.

[PavelK313]

fixed

I'll do my laundry.
But you still have to di your master's laundry...

[Rírá]

Your signature suggests that stretching your ass doesnt hurt anymore.
You know you didnt have to go public with it!

ah gfy, I need a new sig....