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[da3bous]

You fucking sap.

Thats bs, chicks that are 'besties' with you are usually cock teasing sluts.



Lies. What was his name?

its called chloroform....makes your just friend to your fffffrrrrrriiiiiiieeeeeennnndddd you slam your dick into

[Oxer]

To clarify, we crossed the friend line a couple weeks after we started hanging out. This wouldn't work if we hadn't lol.

As in, you fucked her a couple weeks after?

its called chloroform....makes your just friend to your fffffrrrrrriiiiiiieeeeeennnndddd you slam your dick into

Still not convinced. Thats like fucking a warm corpse, only it can come back to bite you in the ass.

[Kielan]

You fucking sap.

Thats bs, chicks that are 'besties' with you are usually cock teasing sluts.



Lies. What was his name?

It was a female, and it really was nothing serious, but I guess when there is a ridiculously prude girl in the room she decides that just kissing a girl means you like her? That spiraled out of control into this prude girl saying that I like the girl I kissed blah blah blah.

Is that clear?

its called chloroform....makes your just friend to your fffffrrrrrriiiiiiieeeeeennnndddd you slam your dick into

[da3bous]

As in, you fucked her a couple weeks after?



Still not convinced. Thats like fucking a warm corpse, only it can come back to bite you in the ass.

So let me get this straight.....you want to fuck a cold corpse?

[Jesus Christ]

It was a female, and it really was nothing serious, but I guess when there is a ridiculously prude girl in the room she decides that just kissing a girl means you like her? That spiraled out of control into this prude girl saying that I like the girl I kissed blah blah blah.

Is that clear?

so? why didnt you continue handling biz and ignoring her?

[Nicolaus Pro]

It was a female, and it really was nothing serious, but I guess when there is a ridiculously prude girl in the room she decides that just kissing a girl means you like her? That spiraled out of control into this prude girl saying that I like the girl I kissed blah blah blah.

Is that clear?

There's prude girls in college!?

[Oxer]

It was a female, and it really was nothing serious, but I guess when there is a ridiculously prude girl in the room she decides that just kissing a girl means you like her? That spiraled out of control into this prude girl saying that I like the girl I kissed blah blah blah.

Is that clear?

Did you punch the bitch?

So let me get this straight.....you want to fuck a cold corpse?

You mean you havent tried it? Dont know what you're missing.

[da3bous]

got bored yesterday painting a friends motorcycle frame and did this on a stripped set of twists in the shop.



kinda like it....but i think i have another color in mind, and now that the suspension arrived i can get moar low and stance then post pics

[da3bous]

Did you punch the bitch?



You mean you havent tried it? Dont know what you're missing.

OMG KIELAN I LIKE LIKE LIKE YOU....not just one LIKE....but 2 likes....and an extra for later for when you grab my boob and i decide we are getting married...


ox....dogs with PB....cold corpses....i think you're even more perverse than i am

[Kielan]

so? why didnt you continue handling biz and ignoring her?

Cause it wasn't a serious kiss or anything, we were playing (wow this is gay) truth or dare, and we had to "aggressively kiss for 3 minutes" it meant NOTHING, but this girl some how read into it that I liked this girl...

There's prude girls in college!?

Hahhaha yeah, believe it or not, there are people in the world who are "saving themselves for marriage" I honestly never thought I would meet someone who was like that here.. But whatever. I just hope she doesn't fuck me over.

Did you punch the bitch?



You mean you havent tried it? Dont know what you're missing.

I thought about it.

[Oxer]

ox....dogs with PB....cold corpses....i think you're even more perverse than i am

You have no idea. Tip of the iceberg my friend.

Twists look good!

[Jesus Christ]

you should've calmly explained that you like anyone who makes your crotch tingle.

[Oxer]

Cause it wasn't a serious kiss or anything, we were playing (wow this is gay) truth or dare, and we had to "aggressively kiss for 3 minutes" it meant NOTHING, but this girl some how read into it that I liked this girl...

Sounds like you're hanging out with the wrong girls if all you're after is a root.

[Kielan]

You have no idea. Tip of the iceberg my friend.

Twists look good!

LOL

you should've calmly explained that you like anyone who makes your crotch tingle.

Sounds like you're hanging out with the wrong girls if all you're after is a root.

No, its the right girls, they just have 1 prude girl.

[da3bous]

You have no idea. Tip of the iceberg my friend.

Twists look good!

tip of the iceberg like you also have dreams of controlling an arctic army of penguins, seals, polar bears, norwals and killer whales? THen breeding them all together to create the ultimate norpenbeal whale? That goes around stabbing bitches that have scorned you with its unicorn horn impregnating them with retarded hairy toothy tumors and then singing the final countdown into the sunset leaving a LSD induced rainbow of sparkles behind it?