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[Average_Jerk]

What inspection Dave?

NY does a gay vehicle safety inspection once a year

[Dudermagee]

You won't..........

won't what?

When i get that office, im totally keeping a bottle of whiskey in the drawer. its 10am and I need a fucking drink to calm my anger lol

Good idea, you know up until about 20-30 years ago or so it was still common to have a few beers\shots at lunch.

Pfft, hose from exhaust into cabin, duct tape all windows, openings, take sleeping pills/get drunk and pass out, just remember to leave the car running.


Go to sleep, never wake up.

Thats a good one, but most likely you are going to asphyxiate while still awake.
That carbon monoxide is going to displace the oxygen pretty quickly, and its going to take a while for the pills\booze to kick in.

[Oxer]

im gonna have to run a new wire harness to my headlights. when i changed them for Elipsoids, i didnt install high beams. one of my tires is shot, so theyre gonna make me replace it. and one of my ABS sensors is broken, so they'll make me replace those. plus whatever other suspension components the deem to be worn.

I take it its much similar to our "roadworthy" certificates/inspections...


Oh how I **** them...

Got the defect cleared today, yay

[B. Aust]

Thats a good one, but most likely you are going to asphyxiate while still awake.
That carbon monoxide is going to displace the oxygen pretty quickly, and its going to take a while for the pillsbooze to kick in.

Get drunk/ take the pills prior to getting into the car......

[Average_Jerk]

I take it its much similar to our "roadworthy" certificates/inspections...


Oh how I **** them...

Got the defect cleared today, yay

same same thing. but in CT we didnt have that. and a lot of those parts are being replaced when i do my install, but thats not for like a month. im NOT buying new tires, NOT fixing the ABS. that right there is like $500.

[kevinc]

this is sick......

you'll get used to it lol

[Average_Jerk]

won't what?



Good idea, you know up until about 20-30 years ago or so it was still common to have a few beersshots at lunch.



Thats a good one, but most likely you are going to asphyxiate while still awake.
That carbon monoxide is going to displace the oxygen pretty quickly, and its going to take a while for the pillsbooze to kick in.

in CT its acceptable to have a beer on lunch

[Dudermagee]

this is sick......

whats that?

im gonna have to run a new wire harness to my headlights. when i changed them for Elipsoids, i didnt install high beams. one of my tires is shot, so theyre gonna make me replace it. and one of my ABS sensors is broken, so they'll make me replace those. plus whatever other suspension components the deem to be worn.

wow didn't know they had a safety inspection in NY, is that a yearly thing or just a one time dealy since you're from out of state

[kevinc]

in CT its acceptable to have a beer on lunch

when can I move?

[P78]

yeah we have that too dave, every year for cars older then 4 year..

but on the other hand, oldtimers (25 years old)

only 1 time and then u pretty much do what u want, very unlikely to be controlled cuz u have special plates


have to change coilovers to normal ones

switch 17's to 16's

all the rest is E-approved

[Average_Jerk]

whats that?



wow didn't know they had a safety inspection in NY, is that a yearly thing or just a one time dealy since you're from out of state

yearly

[Oxer]

Get drunk/ take the pills prior to getting into the car......

This... Plus smoke some weed.... K-O for sure.

same same thing. but in CT we didnt have that. and a lot of those parts are being replaced when i do my install, but thats not for like a month. im NOT buying new tires, NOT fixing the ABS. that right there is like $500.

Can you borrow some wheels/tires?

in CT its acceptable to have a beer on lunch

In australia... I wont even go there.

[Dudermagee]

Get drunk/ take the pills prior to getting into the car......

Then you run the risk of passing out before you make it into the car.

same same thing. but in CT we didnt have that. and a lot of those parts are being replaced when i do my install, but thats not for like a month. im NOT buying new tires, NOT fixing the ABS. that right there is like $500.

the tire thing you can get passed when your new wheels on
the ABS, can't you just pull the light?

[kevinc]

This... Plus smoke some weed.... K-O for sure.



Can you borrow some wheels/tires?



In australia... I wont even go there.

in australia a dog sucks your dick for breakfast

[Average_Jerk]

dont know anyone in NY.