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[jasonklee]

Got back from a line for IPad 2. Dad wanted one for his work and one for a co-worker.

[Bracknaphobia]

I got hit for 57 in a 35, 83 in a 65, and 86 in a 65. Yep, used to drive like a HUGE doucher. Fortunately, I have pretty good grades, and a pretty decent lawyer. After all of that I only paid 300 in court fees and only got one point on my license.

[skrapez]

I'm totally gonna regret drunk posting on the morning

[Kielan]

Penis in vagina with a squirrel on the side. My swag sonfucking good bitches run and hide. My shit so dank it's a dirty kitchen sank. When you see me on the strip better give me a big tip. Shits slick like a Guido with gel. You buy knock off wheels bit h believe you go to hell. Riding down the street throwing sparking like a grinder. If you use a mac better click on the finder. See my shut bringing rap a new game. My m3 should be in the low hall of fame BAHAHAHAHAHAAHABABHdn n

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Josh you are a fucking mess.

[Bracknaphobia]

Penis in vagina with a squirrel on the side. My swag sonfucking good bitches run and hide. My shit so dank it's a dirty kitchen sank. When you see me on the strip better give me a big tip. Shits slick like a Guido with gel. You buy knock off wheels bit h believe you go to hell. Riding down the street throwing sparking like a grinder. If you use a mac better click on the finder. See my shut bringing rap a new game. My m3 should be in the low hall of fame BAHAHAHAHAHAAHABABHdn n

[andybob]

After getting a BS ticket, I don't even bother, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was actually caught going 15+ over the limit.

Yeah. I had a hard time explaining myself to the Trooper and my parents when I was going 32 over the limit.

Most luck I have ever had was getting caught going 78 in a 30. It was dark, pouring, and I had no idea where the hell I was, I was just trying to get home. I told those exact words to the Sheriff, he ran my license, and told me to figure out where I was, pay attention to speed signs, and make it home safe.

[Bracknaphobia]

Sig status

[Kielan]

You got damn lucky.

[andybob]

Sig status

I lol'ed.

[andybob]

You got damn lucky.

Yeah. Change in pants was required when he told me how fast I was going in a 30 MPH speed zone.

[Bracknaphobia]

My TV has been muted at the other side of my room. I watched Old School a couple hours ago, and since then I've been on the computer. I turn around to one of the strangest porn scenes I've ever seen. Fucking HBO...

[skrapez]

Mah shit soo sick like a pepperoni stick. Riding solo bitch sittin on my dick. Dragging frame skrapez date my name playin the game. Drivin so low putting you Pussies all to shame. Slam stretch low let it go. Your girl want m so bad I treat her like a ho.

[Bracknaphobia]

A ho fosho

[andybob]

Mah shit soo sick like a pepperoni stick. Riding solo bitch sittin on my dick. Dragging frame skrapez date my name playin the game. Drivin so low putting you Pussies all to shame. Slam stretch low let it go. Your girl want m so bad I treat her like a ho.

I'm dying over here. lol

[Kielan]

Josh I am fucking dying.