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[Kielan]

We have 2 of those like that here. They are crazy awesome, one night we were bored and we went and dicked around in there for 3 hours.

[Average_Jerk]

We have 2 of those like that here. They are crazy awesome, one night we were bored and we went and dicked around in there for 3 hours.

we were asked to leave one of those big ones one night. APPARENTLY you cant go to walmart at 2am and walk around while drinking bottles of guiness and drinking straight from a bottle of jameson

clerk - can i help you guys?
me - oh yea, we're looking for......wait. JOE! what are we looking for?
joe (grabs bottle of jameson from my hand and take a shot) - huh?
me - what are we looking for?
joe - jared, hes in here somewhere. oh, want a shot or a beer?
clerk - um no?
me - no, arent we looking for something else? like the reason we even came here
joe - YES! mustard. do you carry mustard?
clerk - its that way.
me and joe (do another shot and crack a beer) - thanks man, have a great night
clerk - you too guys

[Kielan]

Thats like ours here (although kids stumble around with alcohol where ever they go here haha), apparently a few weeks ago, some drunk moron tried to steal 3 bikes... By himself...

[Average_Jerk]

Thats like ours here (although kids stumble around with alcohol where ever they go here haha), apparently a few weeks ago, some drunk moron tried to steal 3 bikes... By himself...

our list of drunken theft is so impressive. you cant even imagine the stuff we have. we're pros at that shit. we run distractions and teamwork like some Oceans 11 type shit

[Kielan]

[Average_Jerk]

just to give you an idea. you know those giant fucking signs in CT when you enter a really nice town "welcome to ...". carved out of wood and really wealthy looking?

[Kielan]

WHAT THE FUCK

There is a movie out about Justin Beiber WHAT?!

[Kielan]

just to give you an idea. you know those giant fucking signs in CT when you enter a really nice town "welcome to ...". carved out of wood and really wealthy looking?

My friend took the speed limit sign where I got my BS ticket.

[Average_Jerk]

WHAT THE FUCK

There is a movie out about Justin Beiber WHAT?!

wait, there is? is it out yet? if not, im going to see it on opening night. dont ****

[Kielan]

wait, there is? is it out yet? if not, im going to see it on opening night. dont ****

Yeah its out now.

[Jesus Christ]

WHAT THE FUCK

There is a movie out about Justin Beiber WHAT?!

i know....i know

[Average_Jerk]

Yeah its out now.

oh, i missed opening night. weaksauce

[Average_Jerk]

im outta here. got some seats to assemble

[Kielan]

i know....i know

Fucking hell what is the world coming too.

[Minuki]

Party tonight !