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[Oxer]

cunt is still in the street going off his head...

He stops every 50-100 meters, lies down on the foot path, then gets back up still going off... he disappeared for like 15 minutes... and now hes fucking back.. Im gonna call the cops soon.

[Kielan]

You learned that no matter how bleak the situation may be, you > two theives.

cunt is still in the street going off his head...

He stops every 50-100 meters, lies down on the foot path, then gets back up still going off... he disappeared for like 15 minutes... and now hes fucking back.. Im gonna call the cops soon.

I would have done it a while ago...

And I KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO WRITE!

[Oxer]

home alone story?

Or story about me on the phone to the cops?

[Kielan]

Made up situation based on true events that actually happened to me in first grade.

[Oxer]

you get molested?


bashed?


first time having sex?


Fictional?

[Average_Jerk]

Needs to be a moral that I learned...

you learned that you can fend of thieves with random shit found around the house. oh and maybe something about the meaning of xmas. that kinda sappy shit usually works

[Kielan]

Racial shit gotta play it up for the story.

[Kielan]

That fucker who eats with his mouth open is back in my room. I told that fucker once before...

[Average_Jerk]

or how about this one K. that time that you got fired on your day off cause they thought you were stealing boxes (they got you on tape, and it even looks like you). then you get high all day and sit around the porch. until you have to deal with a drug dealer that wants you dead. you even beat up the neighborhood tough guy and get the girl

[Oxer]

But Kielan never got the girl....

[Kielan]

OMG this kid is the most annoying eater. Its like when you try and eat obnoxiously, thats how he is all the time. I want to break his fucking jaw, this is absurd.

[Average_Jerk]

OMG this kid is the most annoying eater. Its like when you try and eat obnoxiously, thats how he is all the time. I want to break his fucking jaw, this is absurd.

lol is it your roommate?

[Kielan]

Roommates friend, I went to highschool with the kid, but I never talked to him there, he's on my floor, I want to punch the kid in the face, he is SO annoying.

[Stike]

hello random thread!

[Average_Jerk]

Roommates friend, I went to highschool with the kid, but I never talked to him there, he's on my floor, I want to punch the kid in the face, he is SO annoying.

wait a sec. did you know your roommate from before?