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[63ard]

i fell asleep in my psychology class today. the professor had the students passing around test samples to review. i felt a nudge on my back and gradually woke up. apparently this chic behind me had been nudging me for some time, long enough for 1/3 of the classes attention to be directed toward me. the shitty thing is my professor just let me sleep though about 15 min of lecture....why the hell did that chic spend almost 15 minutes nudging me??? lol

because

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops

[Drama]

Yea I'm wicked excited. I'm leaving Saturday morning and coming back next Friday.

I'll take pics of Mickey for you lol

nice.

speaking of Mickey....
nevermind....
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and no it has nothing to do with my pornstar friends

[Vipkindaguy]

because

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops

ohhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, lol

[.:Heather:.]

nice.

speaking of Mickey....
nevermind....
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and no it has nothing to do with my pornstar friends

oh no, please continue....you always have great stories haha

[Average_Jerk]

home from work. time to dick around on the internet for a little, then figure out what im up to for the night

[.:Heather:.]

good, you can entertain me

[Average_Jerk]

good, you can entertain me

dont expect too much. i cant sing or dance, and i only have one joke. its not that funny

[wheelfetish]

I got spacers, led license plate bulbs, eastwood fender roller & heat gun, falken 512, and 3qts of Royal Purple 75w-90 gear oil waiting for me at my house right now

Only bad part is that I wont be home from college till next thursday

[Average_Jerk]

I got spacers, led license plate bulbs, eastwood fender roller & heat gun, falken 512, and 3qts of Royal Purple 75w-90 gear oil waiting for me at my house right now

Only bad part is that I wont be home from college till next thursday

i **** having parts that you cant play with yet

[.:Heather:.]

dont expect too much. i cant sing or dance, and i only have one joke. its not that funny

I'm disappointed with you...

I got spacers, led license plate bulbs, eastwood fender roller & heat gun, falken 512, and 3qts of Royal Purple 75w-90 gear oil waiting for me at my house right now

Only bad part is that I wont be home from college till next thursday

sounds like a party, I'll bring some beer

[Average_Jerk]

I'm disappointed with you...



sounds like a party, I'll bring some beer

ill tell you my one non funny joke though


why wouldnt they let hellen keller drive?

[.:Heather:.]

why?

[Average_Jerk]

why?

shes a woman

[wheelfetish]

I'm disappointed with you...



sounds like a party, I'll bring some beer

No need, I got a case of natty right here beside me in my dorm

[wheelfetish]

shes a woman

bahahaha

why did hellen keller were such tight jeans?