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[jdel]

walk in and demand a raise before anyone even says anything. that'll throw them off their game.

You are pretty much on point this morning.

I'm fucking dying reading your posts.

[Kielan]

they tried to get me to wear a headset for the phone. i told them I couldnt, cause Id strangle myself to death when I spin in my chair.

Lost it in class at this. Fantastic.

[Average_Jerk]

I can't use the thing enough for this. I'm laughing out loud in the middle of an empty classroom.

the shit that went down in that place was great. it proved I shouldnt be allowed to work in an office setting with normal non-car people. I offended every single person that worked there at one point or another

[FluidMotorUnion]

Dave,

I should write a book containing your lessons on life. I could probably make us both very rich. Or, at the least, we'd have a pretty slick podcast.

[jdel]

RT needs to have an actual office.

What would we do there? No one actually knows, but it would be a good time.

[MommysLittleMonster]

yea dude. we had roller coasters and shit where I was stationed

Between that and living in a plastic Africa, you're a pretty well-rounded person Dave.

walk in and demand a raise before anyone even says anything. that'll throw them off their game.

And do it while yelling in Russian with spittle coming out with every vowel.

RT needs to have an actual office.

What would we do there? No one actually knows, but it would be a good time.

First thing that comes to mind is something like The Office, but with more swearing, drinking, and things getting broken.
Roman would be doing donuts around the building 24/7 while screaming obscenities at all who passed, with his face beet-red.

[Average_Jerk]

Dave,

I should write a book containing your lessons on life. I could probably make us both very rich. Or, at the least, we'd have a pretty slick podcast.

hahaha Ive been told this by many people. a couple weeks ago someone told me I should have a podcast

[Average_Jerk]

Between that and living in a plastic Africa, you're a pretty well-rounded person Dave.

And do it while yelling in Russian with spittle coming out with every vowel.

First thing that comes to mind is something like The Office, but with more swearing, drinking, and things getting broken.
Roman would be doing donuts around the building 24/7 while screaming obscenities at all who passed, with his face beet-red.

Im very well traveled.

[Average_Jerk]

I think Id be a good radio show host. like one of those morning shows where the DJ just rambles on about dumb shit. but it would have to be on XM/Sirius. And Id need a co-host. I cant just ramble on by myself.

[MommysLittleMonster]

I think Id be a good radio show host. like one of those morning shows where the DJ just rambles on about dumb shit. but it would have to be on XM/Sirius. And Id need a co-host. I cant just ramble on by myself.

I feel like KK would be a good co-host. He would start some ridiculous conversation, and you could belittle him for hours and berate him for his ideas.

[andybob]

I think Id be a good radio show host. like one of those morning shows where the DJ just rambles on about dumb shit. but it would have to be on XM/Sirius. And Id need a co-host. I cant just ramble on by myself.

It would def have to be Sirius/XM. You can say whatever the hell you want on there. I used to listen to Shade45 (Eminems hip-hop channel) and there was a show on there that was absolutely hysterical. People would call in for requests and the dj's would just rip them apart. Pretty funny. Cant for the life of me remember the name of the show though.

edit....

I remember now, it was with Lord Sear and Rude Jude

[FluidMotorUnion]

I feel like KK would be a good co-host. He would start some ridiculous conversation, and you could belittle him for hours and berate him for his ideas.

You'd need a stand-in for when KK gets banned from the podcast.

We all know it'll happen.

[Average_Jerk]

I feel like KK would be a good co-host. He would start some ridiculous conversation, and you could belittle him for hours and berate him for his ideas.

hahahahah that could actually work

[Average_Jerk]

You'd need a stand-in for when KK gets banned from the podcast.

We all know it'll happen.

in the middle of him talking, just shut his mic off

[jdel]

in the middle of him talking, just shut his mic off

This. Let's make this happen.