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[btober]

Soooo faggots should I buy that ae86?

http://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/3334638008.html

no

[Average_Jerk]

Reminds me of a time I met this one dude whose in the pool league. He's loud naturally, probably 6'0, stalky, and there were 2 groups of people in the pool hall that can hear him clearly.

He was going on about how he's an Atheist, how god doesn't exist, the bible is a bunch of bullshit etc... well a dude from the bar decided to comment on his opinions, how he shouldn't be talking about god in that way blah blah blah. This random dude said something like "Man, I don't wanna go to jail tonight for stuffing a pool stick up your ass for talking about god and the bible like that"... and this guy was shorter, looking pretty bummy as well.

Stalky guy says "Are you serious right now? Do you even study the bible? Do you agree that your woman shall be your slave? (I forget what exactly was said, but it was related because its in the bible)"... there was so much said and the bummy dude was clearly being out-whitted, and there was even a woman present...

After that speech, the bummy dude says he doesn't need to pay taxes to hear this shit blah blah... downs his beer and leaves lol.
















Short version: Bummy non-Atheist dude gets owned by knowledgeable sober Atheist about the bible and offends people present.

lolgod

[theseeker411]

Double K, IMO, you should never buy a car that comes with a 2 foot long purple dildo as a shifter.

[Dudermagee]

Double K, IMO, you should never buy a car that comes with a 2 foot long purple dildo as a shifter.

lololol
i dunno sounds like something he could use

[Average_Jerk]

Double K, IMO, you should never buy a car that comes with a 2 foot long purple dildo as a shifter.

seriously. Im sure he already has enough giant dildos stock piled at home

[Nick475]

has this been posted in here yet? if not, good lord....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

[Kielan]

has this been posted in here yet? if not, good lord....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

That was incredible.

[Dudermagee]

has this been posted in here yet? if not, good lord....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

[andybob]

has this been posted in here yet? if not, good lord....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

jesus.fucking.christ.

[Average_Jerk]

has this been posted in here yet? if not, good lord....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

you know what comes after thanksgiving, right?

FRIDAY!

[Kielan]

you know what comes after thanksgiving, right?

FRIDAY!

[Dudermagee]

you know what comes after thanksgiving, right?

FRIDAY!

Its a conspiracy!

[Dudermagee]

I think I would set a 280zx on fire if it was given to me

[Average_Jerk]

Its a conspiracy!

its the new equation

1. choose a day
2. write song about it
3. get 13 year old girl to sign it
4. get old black guy to drop dope rhymes
5. e-fame

[Average_Jerk]

I think I would set a 280zx on fire if it was given to me

I would ask what I did to offend the person giving me such an atrocious car