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[Lukey]

i told the bird i rooted a couple of weeks ago im looking for a relationship or anything serious atm, but if this chick wanted to start dating or some shit id deffinetly be up for it

then i could tell the bird from a couple of weeks ago to piss off

cos, to be quite honest, i dont really wanna be dating some bird who weighs like twice as much as me and is 3 times as round as me

[coconutt]

i told the bird i rooted a couple of weeks ago im looking for a relationship or anything serious atm, but if this chick wanted to start dating or some shit id deffinetly be up for it

then i could tell the bird from a couple of weeks ago to piss off

cos, to be quite honest, i dont really wanna be dating some bird who weighs like twice as much as me and is 3 times as round as me

The early present was meant to be a pregnant joke...

Just be careful hooking up with a milf.

[Lukey]

fuck i meant not looking for a relationship or anything serious.

ohh fuck that

ill have to try and make sure i wear a condom

or pull out or some shit

im no good with and dont really like kids hahahahaha

her daughter is like 9 months old or something i think.

[Lukey]

fuck having a kid of my own at 22

[coconutt]

Ok good to hear.

[SeanDub]

Fuck raising someone elses mistake. Not my kid, not my fuckin problem

[coconutt]

Fuck raising someone elses mistake. Not my kid, not my fuckin problem

Yeah seriously. I made that mistake and wasted a few years, thinking things would change between me raising her child. Nope, but I couldn't be more thankful enough for the mutual break up we had.

[kbuss]

fucking yes

[kbuss]

best night in a long while. ass ass ass ass

[Lukey]

i dont like kids

little shits piss me off

[skrapez]

Sorry I've been MIA. My aunt passed away AND I got a hot metal burr in my eye on Thursday. Been a shitty week... Oh ya it was my gf's birthday Saturday as well. PLUHH.

[oHSo EuRo]

Sorry to hear the man. Hope all is well.

[skrapez]

Almost forgot... My girl's 2 Bernese mountain dogs got sprayed by a skunk. It's been a touch week for sure. Now they have diahrrea because they ate the spray.

[oHSo EuRo]

Josh... i havent seen you in a while... its bullshit.

[coconutt]

Sup.