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[Dudermagee]

better than my diet

Breakfast - Giant fucking coffee with whole milk, maybe a sammich

Dinner - 15 beers

lol you're going to end up with the gout like sean had that one time
btw you hear about munroes bachelor party?

Its not the one thats usually going on in my head. this is a sound from the real world

ahhh man that would suck

[Average_Jerk]

lol you're going to end up with the gout like sean had that one time
btw you hear about munroes bachelor party?



ahhh man that would suck

lol. my diet isnt really that bad. I pretty much dont eat. only coffee all day


nah i didnt hear anything

[Dudermagee]

lol. my diet isnt really that bad. I pretty much dont eat. only coffee all day


nah i didnt hear anything

yeah thats what sean did, he only had beer and burgers for like 3 months

apparently I attacked someone

[Average_Jerk]

yeah thats what sean did, he only had beer and burgers for like 3 months

apparently I attacked someone

lol. well dudeman, that'll happen from time to time.

[Dudermagee]

lol. well dudeman, that'll happen from time to time.

yeah I was really drunk
I guess its a good thing munroe pulled me off of him, have to ask chad wtf happened when he gets out

[Average_Jerk]

yeah I was really drunk
I guess its a good thing munroe pulled me off of him, have to ask chad wtf happened when he gets out

hahaha. im sure it was nobody important

[Dudermagee]

hahaha. im sure it was nobody important

he was munroes cousins brother in law iirc
and I think he is at the wedding, this is going to be awkward

[Average_Jerk]

he was munroes cousins brother in law iirc
and I think he is at the wedding, this is going to be awkward

awkward for him. give him the winking point and you walk by. dont say any actual words

[Average_Jerk]

Im a master at awkward social situations. i often find myself in them

[Dudermagee]

awkward for him. give him the winking point and you walk by. dont say any actual words

Im a master at awkward social situations. i often find myself in them

lol

[Average_Jerk]

some fat fuck just rode by in a motorized wheelchair. "HEY! YOU ARENT HANDICAPPED!! YOURE JUST A FAT SLOPPY WASTE OF LIFE!!!"

[Average_Jerk]

some fat fuck just rode by in a motorized wheelchair. "HEY! YOU ARENT HANDICAPPED!! YOURE JUST A FAT SLOPPY WASTE OF LIFE!!!"

"HEY THERE FATTY! I GOT A MOVIE FOR YA! A FRIDGE TOO FAR!!" hahahahaha

[Average_Jerk]

I just asked a guy "hows it going?" his reply was "im just looking"

Hey guy, I think you got the wrong impression. I wasnt going to help you. I was just being polite and saying hi

[SeanDub]

Hahaha

[Average_Jerk]

totally just made this bitch feel dumb

me - oh yea, your car was in here the other day. you were driving with no oil in the engine
her - oh, you rmemeber that....
me - yes